Apple Computer this week was able to located and do away with a leak at its Cupertino, Calif.-based campus thanks to some swift action by a night patrol security guard.
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Apple Computer this week was able to locate and do away with a leak at its Cupertino, Calif.-based campus thanks to some swift action by a night patrol security guard.
Yeah, I was totally fooled. I was expecting the coroner's report from Cupertino's Sheriff Department. "Apple Computer this week was able to locate and do away with a leak".
Steve Jobs, behind a big desk, cigar in hand... "He's sleeping with the old candy-colored iMacs now".
Last night I dreamed I was eating iPhones one after the other.
This is freaky.
Last night I dreamt I was high above in the air, and there were these little steps (like the ones they use in Survivor challenges). However each time I tried to step on one it sank a bit. After a while, I was able to just float on through over the steps without actually stepping on them!!
California Water Service Co. crews reportedly shut off the water at approximately 2:30 a.m. and were working to clean up damaged areas of the building, the dispatcher said.
They also found Shaw Wu drenched and shivering, frantically muttering about "I saw things no person should ever see again... All things so beautiful, functional, cool and amazing, Apple's entire roadmap for the next 10 years...!!". Shaw Wu was later arrested by local police and referred to inpatient psychiatric treatment.
i thought this was a story worth reading, it's not april 1st, right????
Meh. I think we're just bored . Everyone's either bought and/or got their Macs and iPods for Christmas. Just killin' time to the major killa stuff in January onwards - iPhone, iTV, Oct-Dec2006 financial results, MacWorld SanFran2007, iPod Cinema/ iPod Movie (widescreen touch iPod video 6thgen), Fox/ Sony/ WB/ Paramount/ Universal on iTunes Store, Leopard 10.5, and maybe a Nobel prize for Steve Jobs... with a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Award for Steve Ballmer. 8)
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Apple Computer this week was able to located and do away with a leak at its Cupertino, Calif.-based campus thanks to some swift action by a night patrol security guard.
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Apple Computer this week was able to locate and do away with a leak at its Cupertino, Calif.-based campus thanks to some swift action by a night patrol security guard.
This is freaky.
Alright, you got me. Cheeky bastard.
Yeah, I was totally fooled. I was expecting the coroner's report from Cupertino's Sheriff Department. "Apple Computer this week was able to locate and do away with a leak".
Steve Jobs, behind a big desk, cigar in hand... "He's sleeping with the old candy-colored iMacs now".
Last night I dreamed I was trying to fix a flooded basement
This is freaky.
Last night I dreamed I was eating iPhones one after the other.
This is freaky.
Nick has a girlfriend?!? And she thinks he's *sponge-worthy*?
Ew.
hhah ahahahh hhah ha
Last night I dreamed I was eating iPhones one after the other.
This is freaky.
Last night I dreamt I was high above in the air, and there were these little steps (like the ones they use in Survivor challenges). However each time I tried to step on one it sank a bit. After a while, I was able to just float on through over the steps without actually stepping on them!!
California Water Service Co. crews reportedly shut off the water at approximately 2:30 a.m. and were working to clean up damaged areas of the building, the dispatcher said.
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They also found Shaw Wu drenched and shivering, frantically muttering about "I saw things no person should ever see again... All things so beautiful, functional, cool and amazing, Apple's entire roadmap for the next 10 years...!!". Shaw Wu was later arrested by local police and referred to inpatient psychiatric treatment.
Feeling a little flushed.
Bobbing for Apples anyone???....
One should be blindfolded, A whole bunch of floating Apples (actual fruit).
If you're really lucky you might pull out an iPod Nano or Shuffle inbetween your teeth.
Touche...
Then again, I never proof-read my comment. So who knows.
-Clive
I don't think your using that right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQh5Cx-EuV8
And your post was good as well! Like the "muttering" part. That was classic!
I'm hoping for a Red nano!!!
Someone hand me a towel will ya?!?!?!
Last night I dreamed I was trying to fix a flooded basement
This is freaky.
And then you woke up in a bed treated with Urine Therapy?...
i thought this was a story worth reading, it's not april 1st, right????
Meh. I think we're just bored
It must be Ballmer and his goons! I'm forming a lynching mob and am heading to Redmond! Who's with me?
What? Not a single Aqua joke? I am disappointed.
"And in other news, Apple's CEO Steve Jobs says that their Aqua Interface will now stay Aqua for the foreseeable future."
The title seems a bit misleading... I thought it was going to be a security leak, not a water leak...
No kidding. Someone is pulling a fast one here by "adjusting" the title and blurb to get more readers. Seems to be a journalistic trend of late.
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"Major water leak at Apple Headquarters handled swiftly by night patrol security guard."
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