Apple security finds leak inside Cupertino campus

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  • Reply 21 of 42
    kreshkresh Posts: 379member
    Ah crap. Now GreenPeace is going to hammer Apple for wasting our precious fresh water resources.
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  • Reply 22 of 42
    tyler82tyler82 Posts: 1,118member
    slow news day
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  • Reply 23 of 42
    Quote:

    Apple Computer this week was able to located and do away with a leak at its Cupertino, Calif.-based campus thanks to some swift action by a night patrol security guard.



    Replace with:



    Quote:

    Apple Computer this week was able to locate and do away with a leak at its Cupertino, Calif.-based campus thanks to some swift action by a night patrol security guard.



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  • Reply 24 of 42
    smaxsmax Posts: 361member
    The title seems a bit misleading... I thought it was going to be a security leak, not a water leak...
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  • Reply 25 of 42
    Last night I dreamed I was trying to fix a flooded basement



    This is freaky.
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  • Reply 26 of 42
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    Originally Posted by Kickaha


    Alright, you got me. Cheeky bastard.



    Yeah, I was totally fooled. I was expecting the coroner's report from Cupertino's Sheriff Department. "Apple Computer this week was able to locate and do away with a leak".



    Steve Jobs, behind a big desk, cigar in hand... "He's sleeping with the old candy-colored iMacs now".
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  • Reply 27 of 42
    josa92josa92 Posts: 193member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Cory Bauer


    Last night I dreamed I was trying to fix a flooded basement



    This is freaky.



    Last night I dreamed I was eating iPhones one after the other.



    This is freaky.

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  • Reply 28 of 42
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    Originally Posted by Kickaha


    Nick has a girlfriend?!? And she thinks he's *sponge-worthy*?

    Ew.



    hhah ahahahh hhah ha Great old skool Seinfeld reference...
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  • Reply 29 of 42
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    Originally Posted by josa92


    Last night I dreamed I was eating iPhones one after the other.

    This is freaky.





    Last night I dreamt I was high above in the air, and there were these little steps (like the ones they use in Survivor challenges). However each time I tried to step on one it sank a bit. After a while, I was able to just float on through over the steps without actually stepping on them!!
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  • Reply 30 of 42
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    Originally Posted by AppleInsider


    California Water Service Co. crews reportedly shut off the water at approximately 2:30 a.m. and were working to clean up damaged areas of the building, the dispatcher said.



    They also found Shaw Wu drenched and shivering, frantically muttering about "I saw things no person should ever see again... All things so beautiful, functional, cool and amazing, Apple's entire roadmap for the next 10 years...!!". Shaw Wu was later arrested by local police and referred to inpatient psychiatric treatment.
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  • Reply 31 of 42
    Bobbing for Apples anyone???



    Feeling a little flushed. I'd better go now....
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  • Reply 32 of 42
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    Originally Posted by Mr.Scott


    Bobbing for Apples anyone???....



    Ha ha another good one....!



    One should be blindfolded, A whole bunch of floating Apples (actual fruit).

    If you're really lucky you might pull out an iPod Nano or Shuffle inbetween your teeth.

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  • Reply 33 of 42
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    Originally Posted by Clive At Five


    Touche...



    Then again, I never proof-read my comment. So who knows.



    -Clive



    I don't think your using that right.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQh5Cx-EuV8
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  • Reply 34 of 42
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    Originally Posted by sunilraman


    Ha ha another good one....!



    And your post was good as well! Like the "muttering" part. That was classic!



    I'm hoping for a Red nano!!!



    Someone hand me a towel will ya?!?!?!
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  • Reply 35 of 42
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Cory Bauer


    Last night I dreamed I was trying to fix a flooded basement



    This is freaky.



    And then you woke up in a bed treated with Urine Therapy?...
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  • Reply 36 of 42
    i thought this was a story worth reading, it's not april 1st, right????
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  • Reply 37 of 42
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    Originally Posted by smokeonit


    i thought this was a story worth reading, it's not april 1st, right????



    Meh. I think we're just bored . Everyone's either bought and/or got their Macs and iPods for Christmas. Just killin' time to the major killa stuff in January onwards - iPhone, iTV, Oct-Dec2006 financial results, MacWorld SanFran2007, iPod Cinema/ iPod Movie (widescreen touch iPod video 6thgen), Fox/ Sony/ WB/ Paramount/ Universal on iTunes Store, Leopard 10.5, and maybe a Nobel prize for Steve Jobs... with a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Award for Steve Ballmer. 8)
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  • Reply 38 of 42
    Sabotage!



    It must be Ballmer and his goons! I'm forming a lynching mob and am heading to Redmond! Who's with me?



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  • Reply 39 of 42
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by sCreeD


    What? Not a single Aqua joke? I am disappointed.







    "And in other news, Apple's CEO Steve Jobs says that their Aqua Interface will now stay Aqua for the foreseeable future."



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  • Reply 40 of 42
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    Originally Posted by smax


    The title seems a bit misleading... I thought it was going to be a security leak, not a water leak...



    No kidding. Someone is pulling a fast one here by "adjusting" the title and blurb to get more readers. Seems to be a journalistic trend of late.



    <!-- begin_journalism -->

    "Major water leak at Apple Headquarters handled swiftly by night patrol security guard."

    <!-- end_journalism -->
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