OK, OK, the extra 30 minutes portends a continuous procession of jaw-dropping, game changing tech that literally explodes the heads of half of the people at the Moscone. By the last 10 of those 30 minutes Jobs will be covered in the blood of all the exploded heads, laughing wildly and as he whips the white cloth off of device after device, fat blue sparks shooting out of the ends of his fingertips as he powers each one up with pure RDF mojo, until San Francisco itself is consumed in a writhing vortex of orgasmic Apple nerd ecstasy and vanishes into the Pacific.
At the same time, each and every iPod owner will be struck dead by the enormous feed-back surge over the iTunes channels and every Mac will abruptly display the face of God, driving their owners utterly insane, just before their screens blast outward in a deadly fusillade of razor sharp fragments.
It will be nothing short of the Macpocalypse. It will be known as "the extra 30 minutes at the end of time".
So, I was thinking about moving to New York or something...
OK, OK, the extra 30 minutes portends a continuous procession of jaw-dropping, game changing tech that literally explodes the heads of half of the people at the Moscone. By the last 10 of those 30 minutes Jobs will be covered in the blood of all the exploded heads, laughing wildly and as he whips the white cloth off of device after device, fat blue sparks shooting out of the ends of his fingertips as he powers each one up with pure RDF mojo, until San Francisco itself is consumed in a writhing vortex of orgasmic Apple nerd ecstasy and vanishes into the Pacific.
At the same time, each and every iPod owner will be struck dead by the enormous feed-back surge over the iTunes channels and every Mac will abruptly display the face of God, driving their owners utterly insane, just before their screens blast outward in a deadly fusillade of razor sharp fragments.
It will be nothing short of the Macpocalypse. It will be known as "the extra 30 minutes at the end of time".
I'd like for this to be a good omen, but you cannot underestimate Job's ability to burn keynote time with breathless recapitulations of how great an existing product is doing, market share news, retail store news, iPod dominance news, etc.
I mean, there's going to be at least 15 minutes on how fantastic the Intel transitions went and how many apps are UB and how the new Intel machines are selling like hotcakes and testimonials from some big software vendors and so on.
Yeah, but they had that last year too, and we still got two updated computers and some new software. They didn't add a half an hour just because Steve was blabbering too much. I mean, the last few years, the keynote was scheduled for 90 minutes (and most of those years, it ran over), whereas they changed it this year so that it's expected to be 2 hours.
Melgross pointed out a good article, which could indicate that the additional 30 minutes will be a 30th anniversary tribute, then... off come the covers on the $30,000 30th Anniversary Mac...!
... and every Mac will abruptly display the face of God, driving their owners utterly insane, just before their screens blast outward in a deadly fusillade of razor sharp fragments.
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OK, OK, the extra 30 minutes portends a continuous procession of jaw-dropping, game changing tech that literally explodes the heads of half of the people at the Moscone. By the last 10 of those 30 minutes Jobs will be covered in the blood of all the exploded heads, laughing wildly and as he whips the white cloth off of device after device, fat blue sparks shooting out of the ends of his fingertips as he powers each one up with pure RDF mojo, until San Francisco itself is consumed in a writhing vortex of orgasmic Apple nerd ecstasy and vanishes into the Pacific.
At the same time, each and every iPod owner will be struck dead by the enormous feed-back surge over the iTunes channels and every Mac will abruptly display the face of God, driving their owners utterly insane, just before their screens blast outward in a deadly fusillade of razor sharp fragments.
It will be nothing short of the Macpocalypse. It will be known as "the extra 30 minutes at the end of time".
So, I was thinking about moving to New York or something...
Sebastian
OK, OK, the extra 30 minutes portends a continuous procession of jaw-dropping, game changing tech that literally explodes the heads of half of the people at the Moscone. By the last 10 of those 30 minutes Jobs will be covered in the blood of all the exploded heads, laughing wildly and as he whips the white cloth off of device after device, fat blue sparks shooting out of the ends of his fingertips as he powers each one up with pure RDF mojo, until San Francisco itself is consumed in a writhing vortex of orgasmic Apple nerd ecstasy and vanishes into the Pacific.
At the same time, each and every iPod owner will be struck dead by the enormous feed-back surge over the iTunes channels and every Mac will abruptly display the face of God, driving their owners utterly insane, just before their screens blast outward in a deadly fusillade of razor sharp fragments.
It will be nothing short of the Macpocalypse. It will be known as "the extra 30 minutes at the end of time".
I'd like for this to be a good omen, but you cannot underestimate Job's ability to burn keynote time with breathless recapitulations of how great an existing product is doing, market share news, retail store news, iPod dominance news, etc.
I mean, there's going to be at least 15 minutes on how fantastic the Intel transitions went and how many apps are UB and how the new Intel machines are selling like hotcakes and testimonials from some big software vendors and so on.
Yeah, but they had that last year too, and we still got two updated computers and some new software. They didn't add a half an hour just because Steve was blabbering too much. I mean, the last few years, the keynote was scheduled for 90 minutes (and most of those years, it ran over), whereas they changed it this year so that it's expected to be 2 hours.
Very Funny.
We have to take into account that Steve is always about 5-10 minutes late
thats adds to the excitement
... and every Mac will abruptly display the face of God, driving their owners utterly insane, just before their screens blast outward in a deadly fusillade of razor sharp fragments.
Hmmm?
Dogcow
or Cow GOD?!!!
Holy Cow!!
This was the Stevenote that brought Mac Mini and iPod Shuffle...
So, one has to think this will be just as good... if not better than '05.
Many feel this will usher in new... first gen products... This certainly backs up that prediction.
let us hope for some first generation products!