based on moral issues, i'd take MS anyways, given how much gates does for charity...
What do morals have to do with the respective technical merits of Windows vs. OS X? Microsoft could be run by Moses himself and I wouldn't choose its crappy OSes as long was there are technically superior choices available. And speaking of morals, how exactly did Bill Gates get those billions? Hint: It wasn't by doing charitable work (think monopoly).
The Simpsons: Das Bus
GATES
Your Internet ad was brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything, CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet does, so rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out.
Homer and Marge step aside to talk privately.
HOMER
This is it Marge. I've poured my heart and soul into this business and now it's finally paying off. (covering his mouth) We're rich! Richer than astronauts.
MARGE
Homer quiet. Acquire the deal.
HOMER
(to Gates) I reluctantly accept your proposal!
GATES
Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys!
Bill Gates companions begin to trash the "office".
"revolution!" it's freakin' consumer electronics, no matter how you shake it. don't make more of it than it is. based on moral issues, i'd take MS anyways, given how much gates does for charity
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based on moral issues, i'd take MS anyways, given how much gates does for charity...
What do morals have to do with the respective technical merits of Windows vs. OS X? Microsoft could be run by Moses himself and I wouldn't choose its crappy OSes as long was there are technically superior choices available. And speaking of morals, how exactly did Bill Gates get those billions? Hint: It wasn't by doing charitable work (think monopoly).
The Simpsons: Das Bus
GATES
Your Internet ad was brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything, CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet does, so rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out.
Homer and Marge step aside to talk privately.
HOMER
This is it Marge. I've poured my heart and soul into this business and now it's finally paying off. (covering his mouth) We're rich! Richer than astronauts.
MARGE
Homer quiet. Acquire the deal.
HOMER
(to Gates) I reluctantly accept your proposal!
GATES
Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys!
Bill Gates companions begin to trash the "office".
HOMER
Hey, what the hell's going on!
GATES
Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks!
"revolution!" it's freakin' consumer electronics, no matter how you shake it. don't make more of it than it is. based on moral issues, i'd take MS anyways, given how much gates does for charity
good for the goose
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