Noah's Ark in Holland

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in AppleOutsider edited January 2014
OK. Some Dutch dude went and built himself an Akr in the likeness of the one true bleievers think Noah built to survive the flood.



http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/eu....ap/index.html



Tough work for one guy even with modern tools.







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Now, to the debate about the real ark:



Could it have done the job that it is claimed to have done?





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah's_Ark#Biblical_literalism_and_the_Ark



Capacity and logistics: The Ark would have had a gross volume of about 1.5 million cubic feet (40,000 m³), a displacement a little less than half that of the Titanic at about 22,000 tons, and total floor space of around 100,000 square feet (9,300 m²)



Length: about 137 meters



According to one idea, the Ark carried two of every species. Some later thought says two of every species type (ie, two cats, not two American shorts plus two Saimese).



So, how much space would have been necessary on the Ark to carry two of every species, even species type, all the various food sources (yep: meat for some), drinking water? How did the few people on board manage to dispose of all the animal waste? Eight humans... we now have whites, blacks, Aisans and other races... but no mention of that. How did Noah then release all the animals that later were discoverd to only live in certain regions (koalas and kangaroos in Australia, penguin in Antarctica, Bushes in America, you get the picture)?



What about all the little species like house flies, mosquitos, etc., which have life-cylces far shorter than the suggested time the Ark was afloat.



What about the sea life that would not have survived without the oxygen created by sea plants in sunlight? How many species would have died?



So, if the Ark didn't carry a complete set of living creatures on earth nor did it carry the wide variety of plant life, what did it carry (if indeed it was built?).



If it didn't carry one of everything, and there are thousand and thousands of species on earth only a few thousand years after the flood, then does that prove, Biblically, that evolution occurs, and quite rapidly, far more so than science has determined?
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  • Reply 1 of 84
    nvidia2008nvidia2008 Posts: 9,262member
    Have you seen the trailers for this movie? http://imdb.com/title/tt0413099/

  • Reply 2 of 84
    I have to see that!



    Bruce!
  • Reply 3 of 84
    nvidia2008nvidia2008 Posts: 9,262member
    Heh. Yeah, Steve Carrell should be good in that. And Morgan Freeman as God, he does that well.
  • Reply 4 of 84
    Morgan Freeman is God. Didn't you get the memo?
  • Reply 5 of 84
    nvidia2008nvidia2008 Posts: 9,262member
    Heh.
  • Reply 6 of 84
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    The Noahs ark in the bible is a metaphor for your body. and unless youre a 5 year old kid whom it might be acceptable to tell the story too 'as is', the meaning of the story is completely out of context for adults - to the point of being sad and perverse.
  • Reply 7 of 84
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by segovius View Post


    Yes, the ark finishes up landing in a nightclub in Swindon and Noah finds a novel use for an anteater's nose.....



    Viscious rumours started by Ham.
  • Reply 8 of 84
    nvidia2008nvidia2008 Posts: 9,262member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bergermeister View Post


    Morgan Freeman is God. Didn't you get the memo?



    Sorry, I was too busy fornicating with underage lesbian pornstars in a big hot tub of Belgian chocolate... <homer>mmm chocolate...</homer>. BTW, His memos and emails go straight into my Junk folder.
  • Reply 9 of 84
    Perhaps it is a metaphor, but then why do people go searching for it? Why do they build models of it? Why do they spend their time writing pages like this:



    http://www.ldolphin.org/cisflood.html



    ?
  • Reply 10 of 84
    The above link has another page wherein they suggest the ark may have been found, but to read more you will need to pay $35 for a subscription to their magazine; there will be periodic updates to the story.



    This page claims to have found the Ark, too.

    http://mmmgroup.altervista.org/e-ark.html



    As to the space needed for the animals, one explanation I found says that there were super specimens that contained all of the DNA variety we find in several species today (ie, one pair of dogs rode the Ark and later became Shephards, Dobermans, Poodles blah blah blah. That means evolution worked pretty fast after they disembarked.



    As to the need to feed the animals, many of them supposedly entered a close to hibernation state and therefore didn't need food. This could happen because God had his hand in on it all. If so, and if he is so powerful anyway, why did they ned to Ark in the first place? If he created everything in six days, why did it take months to wipe out just the surface?
  • Reply 11 of 84
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarcUK View Post


    The Noahs ark in the bible is a metaphor for your body. and unless youre a 5 year old kid whom it might be acceptable to tell the story too 'as is', the meaning of the story is completely out of context for adults - to the point of being sad and perverse.





    You are going to expand on this, no?
  • Reply 12 of 84
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bergermeister View Post


    You are going to expand on this, no?



    no!



    if you care enough about the topic youre talking about, you'll want to find out for yourself.
  • Reply 13 of 84
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bergermeister View Post


    Perhaps it is a metaphor, but then why do people go searching for it? Why do they build models of it? Why do they spend their time writing pages like this:



    http://www.ldolphin.org/cisflood.html



    ?



    Because they're dumb.
  • Reply 14 of 84
    nvidia2008nvidia2008 Posts: 9,262member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bergermeister View Post


    You are going to expand on this, no?



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarcUK View Post


    no!



    if you care enough about the topic youre talking about, you'll want to find out for yourself.



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarcUK View Post


    The Noahs ark in the bible is a metaphor for your body. and unless youre a 5 year old kid whom it might be acceptable to tell the story too 'as is', the meaning of the story is completely out of context for adults - to the point of being sad and perverse.



    "noah's ark as a metaphor of the body" in Google shows up this thread as #2.
  • Reply 15 of 84
    Wow. We've really started a movement here, dudes! #2 on Google! Gotta keep it going...











    How did Google pick up on it so fast? Damn!
  • Reply 16 of 84
    nvidia2008nvidia2008 Posts: 9,262member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bergermeister View Post


    How did Google pick up on it so fast? Damn!



    Them spiders be everywhere... Scary.
  • Reply 17 of 84
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    I don't think this guy build it to defend the old testament. I think it was just for kicks. Some people have weird hobbies.
  • Reply 18 of 84
    sammi josammi jo Posts: 4,634member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by tonton View Post


    My God! It's a fucking Parable. How many ignorant Christians are going to keep deluding themselves?



    *** Edit: By no means am I implying that all Christians are ignorant. Just that the ones who believe the Bible is historical "fact" are ignorant. I think it's a waste of humanity for people to be even taking the time and effort to debate the possibility, much less those who build arks and write diatribes about how the earth is 7000 years old.



  • Reply 19 of 84
    There is a guy at my gym that works at the local "Six Flags over Jesus" (its what we call the local Baptist church, its crazy huge)



    Anyway, I asked him if the church believed dinosaur's existed. He said yes they do. To which I asked how Noah managed to get the Brachiosaurus on the boat.



    He said that Noah didn't take adults. He took babies.
  • Reply 20 of 84
    frank777frank777 Posts: 5,839member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by tonton View Post


    How many ignorant Christians are going to keep deluding themselves?



    *** Edit: By no means am I implying that all Christians are ignorant. Just that the ones who believe the Bible is historical "fact" are ignorant. I think it's a waste of humanity for people to be even taking the time and effort to debate the possibility, much less those who build arks and write diatribes about how the earth is 7000 years old.



    The Bible is a record of God's interaction with mankind since Creation. That is its primary purpose, and the Bible is not meant to be a complete historical textbook of the ages.



    That said, the Bible contains plenty of historical facts. While many claims remain unproven, I'd love to see you supply any outright statements of fact in the Bible that have been proven wrong.



    <shameless thread hijack>
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