I'm hiding in the closet now. I peeked out and saw the weirdest thing. Phil came in and unzipped his pants. He reached in and pulled out a power cord and plugged it into the wall. He then sat on the couch and immediately went to sleep. Can this be real? Phil is a cyborg? Oh my God! His eyes are open now, and he's just sitting there with this strange, unblinking stare. He's looking in my direction. I think he hears me typing.
It all seems like a dream? my whole life and even this moment. I awoke to Steve leaning his familiar flat face over me, his rectangular halo glowing in the hazy, bright light. ?We?ve already installed the G5,? he said. He then turned to an observer and said, ?Remember, Moki, this is all covered by your NDA. As far as those AI bastards are concerned, this is strictly off the radar screen.? ?Sure, Steve,? Moki replied. ?I kept the Kormac secret didn?t I?? Steve laughed and barked, ?Wait till you see the funny shit I?m posting next!? Suddenly he grew serious and leaned toward me again. ?It might hurt a little when we install the Gigawire.? He glanced toward my lower regions and said, ?Go ahead, Jon.? I could feel a metal probe being shoved up my Gigawire port. I screamed, ?That?s cold!? Steve yelled, ?Damn it, Jon! I told you to always warm it up.? Jon giggled. Then, suddenly, everything was different. I was online, surfing to AI once again. My hands and feet are still bound, so I am inputting this post by just thinking. It?s wonderful. Wait? They are talking again. Jon is saying something, ?He needs more brainwashing, Master. He?s on AI again.? Steve is screaming, ?Shut him doooooooown??
Those bastards! Its so obvious that the idea for new iMac commercial, where the iMac mocks the movements of the guy on the street, was stolen by someone reading my story above. The wheels are already in motion for a massive lawsuit. Don't be surprised if I end up owning Apple. Don't worry, though, I'll keep Steve and the rest of the team on. The only changes will be:
1. Immediate release of the G5.
2. We will actually listen to your feature requests for Os X.
3. As a service to fellow members, I plan to implement every half-baked idea posted in the Future Hardware Forum (In return for this favor, you have to promise not to sue.)
4. Institute a new, open rumor leaking policy. AI gets everything first.
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That, or you're a schizophrenic. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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1. Immediate release of the G5.
2. We will actually listen to your feature requests for Os X.
3. As a service to fellow members, I plan to implement every half-baked idea posted in the Future Hardware Forum (In return for this favor, you have to promise not to sue.)
4. Institute a new, open rumor leaking policy. AI gets everything first.
[ 03-08-2002: Message edited by: murk ]</p>
Originally posted by TednDi
I want my plasma mac!!
Originally posted by Jonathan
don't dredge up old shit.
Thanks God this was locked long time ago:
http://forums.appleinsider.com/showt...0&pagenumber=1