Farting, Burping apps are set loose on the app store
At first, there was a little bit of unrest at the idea that Apple was censoring farting/burping apps. If that were the case, it's understandable - toilet humour would be the lowest form of humour, if it weren't for internet catchphrases.
But people complained, and now Pandora's box has been opened: no less than ten all-farting, all-burping apps were released last night, so now whenever you want to make a fart noise, you can.
iFart Mobile, iFart, Fart Machine, Fart Button, Fart Keyboard, Touch My Finger, Pull My Finger, WhoopieCushion, iPoot and Mr. Pooted (no, not going to link to all of these) are all on the app store for you to spend your good money on, and you may want to do your research - not all Fart/Burp generators are created equally - some with Security Fart functions, accelerometer triggering, time delays, fart equalisers, the works.
What have we wrought?
But people complained, and now Pandora's box has been opened: no less than ten all-farting, all-burping apps were released last night, so now whenever you want to make a fart noise, you can.
iFart Mobile, iFart, Fart Machine, Fart Button, Fart Keyboard, Touch My Finger, Pull My Finger, WhoopieCushion, iPoot and Mr. Pooted (no, not going to link to all of these) are all on the app store for you to spend your good money on, and you may want to do your research - not all Fart/Burp generators are created equally - some with Security Fart functions, accelerometer triggering, time delays, fart equalisers, the works.
What have we wrought?
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Check out the funny parody video:
http://twitpwr.com/fartvideo/
Steve must be so proud. Maybe this explains the keynote, since it would have just consisted of "We gave you empowering magic and you wanted fart apps. Assholes. Oh, and one more thing: fuck you."