<strong>yes that bastard hitler really ruined it for the rest of us that want a little "gay" half mustache...we are only left with copying John Waters and his ultra thin style of mustache that barely lines the upper lip...and i can't have one like that because my mother already has one and i would look like i am copying her....sigh, my mother ruins everything for me....g</strong><hr></blockquote>
Don't be too down on your mother - it's not everyone that can get away with the John Waters mustache/Grizzly Adams beard combo after all.
I wanted to go for the big, bushy, gay firefighter walrus 'tache, but despite countless hormone injections, I just couldn't get the required growth.
<strong>Stroszek---hate to say this...but i hope both hands are on the keyboard right now, if you know what i mean...and i think you do....g</strong><hr></blockquote>
They were. Really, they were! I swear!
Belle: I watch TV late at night, and see infomercials for a medical procedure that somehow takes hair from the back and side of your head and replants it on top of your head. Perhaps you should get in touch with these folks and see if they can replant it on your lip?
Belle: I watch TV late at night, and see infomercials for a medical procedure that somehow takes hair from the back and side of your head and replants it on top of your head. Perhaps you should get in touch with these folks and see if they can replant it on your lip? </strong><hr></blockquote>
For a true walrus 'tache, you need hair that is much more wiry. I recommend hair from the pubic region, just be sure to remove the lice first.
What part of don't answer that don't you understand, young lady?
[quote]<strong>You know the trouble and expense we went to import those hairless lemurs required to meet your constant demands.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Any lemurs would have done. That's what the shaving cream was on hand for. But no, little miss sophisticate has to go and find some obscure species that's already hairless, and then gripe about the cost.
Bah.
Anyway, they were for the transgendered polyglot I hired at considerable expense to read The Future of an Illusion backward in Urdu. That was for you, in case you don't remember.
[quote]<strong>And those Madagascan customs officials asked some pretty searching questions. Poor Jamie. Though, come to think of it, he always has a smile on his face when he recalls his time in Madagascar...</strong><hr></blockquote>
belle, my dear dear girl, perhaps it is just me, but the statement.... [quote] Don't be too down on your mother <hr></blockquote> just feels soooooo very very wrong.....g
I hereby volunteer to be the members observer/ombudsman in the mod forum. I will not tell anything about specific threads or members discussed in there but I will confirm what is going on in there is as the mods and admin described it.
Actually I just want to have access to all the naked parties... (and no: it isn´t a licking smilie)
to hell with observer...i volunteer to be the "moderator" of the moderators forum....no better yet, "God-Like Figure that Looms Heavy Over, Ready to Pounce Down with Nasty Teeth and Terrible Claws to Commit Great Vengence and Horrible Wraith Upon the Puny Bodies and Tiny Souls of the Moderators Within".....yeah, baby, that sounds JUST LIKE ME!!! g
<strong>to hell with observer...i volunteer to be the "moderator" of the moderators forum....no better yet, "God-Like Figure that Looms Heavy Over, Ready to Pounce Down with Nasty Teeth and Terrible Claws to Commit Great Vengence and Horrible Wraith Upon the Puny Bodies and Tiny Souls of the Moderators Within".....yeah, baby, that sounds JUST LIKE ME!!! g</strong><hr></blockquote>
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<strong>yes that bastard hitler really ruined it for the rest of us that want a little "gay" half mustache...we are only left with copying John Waters and his ultra thin style of mustache that barely lines the upper lip...and i can't have one like that because my mother already has one and i would look like i am copying her....sigh, my mother ruins everything for me....g</strong><hr></blockquote>
Don't be too down on your mother - it's not everyone that can get away with the John Waters mustache/Grizzly Adams beard combo after all.
I wanted to go for the big, bushy, gay firefighter walrus 'tache, but despite countless hormone injections, I just couldn't get the required growth.
<strong>Stroszek---hate to say this...but i hope both hands are on the keyboard right now, if you know what i mean...and i think you do....g</strong><hr></blockquote>
They were. Really, they were! I swear!
Belle: I watch TV late at night, and see infomercials for a medical procedure that somehow takes hair from the back and side of your head and replants it on top of your head. Perhaps you should get in touch with these folks and see if they can replant it on your lip?
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Belle: I watch TV late at night, and see infomercials for a medical procedure that somehow takes hair from the back and side of your head and replants it on top of your head. Perhaps you should get in touch with these folks and see if they can replant it on your lip?
For a true walrus 'tache, you need hair that is much more wiry. I recommend hair from the pubic region, just be sure to remove the lice first.
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That's EXACTLY the reason why I want to get into that mod forum. That hairy chat, the openness on each other's ugliness, lovely.
[quote] g.... check your PMs. <hr></blockquote>
And this, on the other hand, is like a red cloth for a bull.
I want to be able to read everybody's PM's as well
(no, I don't actually)
EmAn or EbOy...hey i like the look of EbOy...kinda looks like EmAn with a little pot belly instead of the A looking kinda phallicy in EmAn....
dang...is there a word phallicy? i hope not....
<strong>EmAn is now able to visit the mod forum</strong><hr></blockquote>You forget: EmAn was a mod not too long ago.
<strong>EmAn is now able to visit the mod forum.....dang, that is just dissing me if that child can go there and i can't
EmAn or EbOy...hey i like the look of EbOy...kinda looks like EmAn with a little pot belly instead of the A looking kinda phallicy in EmAn....
dang...is there a word phallicy? i hope not....</strong><hr></blockquote>
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> nice post g.
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That's EXACTLY the reason why I want to get into that mod forum. That hairy chat, the openness on each other's ugliness, lovely.
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But don't you want to make it into the Top Three Members We're Discussing This Week list
I reckon thats moved me up another place <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
Now if you'll excuse me, me and my ego have to get to work
[ 09-13-2002: Message edited by: RodUK ]</p>
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oh, but Belle, darling, you know it's my poor experiences with you that have led me to be tempted by that sexy Jamie.
*sigh*
sniff
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I won't hear another word from of you, young man!
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What part of don't answer that don't you understand, young lady?
[quote]<strong>You know the trouble and expense we went to import those hairless lemurs required to meet your constant demands.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Any lemurs would have done. That's what the shaving cream was on hand for. But no, little miss sophisticate has to go and find some obscure species that's already hairless, and then gripe about the cost.
Bah.
Anyway, they were for the transgendered polyglot I hired at considerable expense to read The Future of an Illusion backward in Urdu. That was for you, in case you don't remember.
[quote]<strong>And those Madagascan customs officials asked some pretty searching questions. Poor Jamie. Though, come to think of it, he always has a smile on his face when he recalls his time in Madagascar...</strong><hr></blockquote>
We've got homosexuality, beastiality, incest, nudity and talk of phallus' and hairy goings on in this thread already!
WHERE ARE THE MODS?!
.......what do you mean they are the Mods?!!
HELP!
Actually I just want to have access to all the naked parties...
<strong>to hell with observer...i volunteer to be the "moderator" of the moderators forum....no better yet, "God-Like Figure that Looms Heavy Over, Ready to Pounce Down with Nasty Teeth and Terrible Claws to Commit Great Vengence and Horrible Wraith Upon the Puny Bodies and Tiny Souls of the Moderators Within".....yeah, baby, that sounds JUST LIKE ME!!! g</strong><hr></blockquote>
Actually, baby, that sounds just like Jonathan