Best stuff on Earth - NyQuil
So I've been sick the last week, haven't gone in to work, just have just been miserable with this flu garbage that's going around.
We have some cold medicine around the house, but there never really did that much for me. So tonight I cracked. It's the worst tasting substance on Earth, but oh my Lord, does it do the JOB!!!
So tonight, raise a glass to the green goop that makes life worth living again when you're sick.
I can't believe I ever doubted you my disgusting green love, you may taste like ass, but BOY do you work.
I've also decided that as a parent, this is how I'll know if/when my kids are sick. If they're so sick that they ask for NyQuil, I know they're sick. I almost gagged getting the stuff down, but since then, it's been smooth sailing. No more coughing, no more blowing my nose, my lungs don't ache anymore, and the headache from coughing is gone. These guys deserve a Nobel prize in chemistry for this brew.
THANK YOU
We have some cold medicine around the house, but there never really did that much for me. So tonight I cracked. It's the worst tasting substance on Earth, but oh my Lord, does it do the JOB!!!
So tonight, raise a glass to the green goop that makes life worth living again when you're sick.
I can't believe I ever doubted you my disgusting green love, you may taste like ass, but BOY do you work.
I've also decided that as a parent, this is how I'll know if/when my kids are sick. If they're so sick that they ask for NyQuil, I know they're sick. I almost gagged getting the stuff down, but since then, it's been smooth sailing. No more coughing, no more blowing my nose, my lungs don't ache anymore, and the headache from coughing is gone. These guys deserve a Nobel prize in chemistry for this brew.
THANK YOU
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Big "N", Little "y", GIANT F*CKING "Q"!!!
(musically)
NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you, you giant F*CKING "Q"!
Robo-chow is pretty good too!
Originally posted by Splinemodel
perhaps, but the magic of NyQuil is that is knocks you out as fast as a tranq dart.
Half a shot, and I can barely make it back to my bed.
Here in Germany their version isn't as potent as in the States. Unbelievably, it has lower alcohol content. What's up with that?
Then there's the story of a German colleague in the States. He was sick and was taking some medicine. He kept complaining to our boss that the medicine didn't seem to help. He was just getting more and more tired, as he took more and more medicine.
So he was taking NyQuil before going to work everyday for a few days. I'm amazed he was able to drive at all.
She was a trooper during the day, but was a wreck after supper. I'd set her up in bed, give her a wicked dose, and go have a shower. She'd be toast by the time I was all shined up, and I'd head out for the night.
OH THE THINGS I DID.
So yes, thank you Big Q.
barry white records! i'm totaaly serious.
(except for airborne from trader joes. tht stuff ROCKS but has no alcohol. thus the second place.)
Originally posted by alcimedes
... you may taste like ass, but BOY do you work.
thankfully i've never had the pleasure
"You know why you always see people taking NyQuil in bed in the ads? Because if you take it while you're in the kitchen *THAT'S WHERE YOU ****ING WAKE UP*!"
i still didn't go to bed until 2 in the morning after taking a double dose on an empty stomach. i think all those years drinking in Madison upped my tolerance.
but today, i feel 10 times better than i have in a week. that stuff is a godsend. i must say though, i had some really ****ed up dreams.
I took some of that stuff last week when I had a head cold. Drink it down... 2... 3... whammo.
Never tell a doctor you're using it, though. They hate that stuff, because it just throws a lot of alcohol and a wheelbarrow full of meds at your problem instead of targeting it.
With NyQuil I wake up and feel almost human. It's the one true miracle drug.
Originally posted by alcimedes
the weird part is it doesn't knock me out, just kind of slows down reality.
that's why barry white is so nice with it...
Edit: Oh, I forgot to include the honey and hot water. I don't know if it does any real good, but who cares.