We were having a discussion at lunch today, and it seems girls go considerably less then guys. Maybe 2-4 times a week. Guys MINIMUM of once a day. Me and some other guys go about 4 times a day.
usually, have those first two cups of coffee and it's time to hit the can.
i try to make sure to only shit at work. (except weekends) that way i'm getting paid to take a shit. there's just something very satisfying in knowing that someone just paid you $15 to crap.
weekends throw the routine out of whack. drink enough and your shits take on a life of their own. they own you.
Man, I take a dump like twice a week max. Usually I do it about one a week so maybe I have a big colon or something.
No, your shit is just getting ultra compact. Eat more fiber and the frequency will increase to roughly once a day. There is some correlation with low frequency of shitting with colon cancer...
I was once like you, but then i realized my abdoman appeared distended because it was...
I imagine the reason why a lot of girls don't do it quite as often is because a lot of girls these days are borderline anorexic. I know that when I don't eat so much, it goes down to about once a day. . . during periods of great stress, I tend to forget to eat.
i try to make sure to only shit at work. (except weekends) that way i'm getting paid to take a shit. there's just something very satisfying in knowing that someone just paid you $15 to crap.
I'm with you on that one. I used to hold it in in the morning till I got to work. I guess that was my little way of sticking it to the man. Besides my office had the best damned TP in the world, it was like silk. I used to sneak rolls out of the supply closet for weekend use not just because I'm cheap but for the superior quality.
I actually have been taking these poop supplements I bought a couple weeks ago called Ultimate Cleanse. I now shit 3-4 times a day. Before then it was once a day and occassionally zero that day.
This is a fowl thread. Why the hell am I responding to it?
Anyway, every day. Cup of coffee and a cigarette and I'm charging the bathroom. If I exercise I'll usually have to go again.
Girls that don't crap on a regular basis develop something, and I believe this is the medical term, called a 'scunt'. It's that front bum girls get between their navel and naughty bits. A friend of mine had a wicked scunt so I asked if she'd been pooping much lately. She said no. So I told her to get pooping and LO! scunt be gone.
I believe I've managed to make this thread worse. Hooray.
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Originally posted by BR
Once a month.
That would explain a few things.
For me... Once a day, part of the three S's after I wakeup.
Originally posted by \\/\\/ickes
That would explain a few things.
For me... Once a day, part of the three S's after I wakeup.
Stretching
Shitting
Sodomizing
not necessarily in that order
i try to make sure to only shit at work. (except weekends) that way i'm getting paid to take a shit. there's just something very satisfying in knowing that someone just paid you $15 to crap.
weekends throw the routine out of whack. drink enough and your shits take on a life of their own. they own you.
pretty much once a day though.
Originally posted by ast3r3x
Me and some other guys go about 4 times a day.
Make sure you add this thread to today's total. I think it counts, based on the topic and the smell.
Originally posted by Jubelum
Make sure you add this thread to today's total. I think it counts, based on the topic and the smell.
You are a party pooper
Originally posted by Crusader
Man, I take a dump like twice a week max. Usually I do it about one a week so maybe I have a big colon or something.
No, your shit is just getting ultra compact. Eat more fiber and the frequency will increase to roughly once a day. There is some correlation with low frequency of shitting with colon cancer...
I was once like you, but then i realized my abdoman appeared distended because it was...
Originally posted by Ebby
every other day. Unless there is something good to ea/party!
seriouly? that's not good unless yer female. noit sure why i even looked that this thread...
Originally posted by BR
Stretching
Shitting
Sodomizing
not necessarily in that order
Shit
Shower
Shave
Sodomy is the forth "s" that I don't freely admit to.
I imagine the reason why a lot of girls don't do it quite as often is because a lot of girls these days are borderline anorexic. I know that when I don't eat so much, it goes down to about once a day. . . during periods of great stress, I tend to forget to eat.
Originally posted by alcimedes
i try to make sure to only shit at work. (except weekends) that way i'm getting paid to take a shit. there's just something very satisfying in knowing that someone just paid you $15 to crap.
I'm with you on that one. I used to hold it in in the morning till I got to work. I guess that was my little way of sticking it to the man. Besides my office had the best damned TP in the world, it was like silk. I used to sneak rolls out of the supply closet for weekend use not just because I'm cheap but for the superior quality.
Anyway, every day. Cup of coffee and a cigarette and I'm charging the bathroom. If I exercise I'll usually have to go again.
Girls that don't crap on a regular basis develop something, and I believe this is the medical term, called a 'scunt'. It's that front bum girls get between their navel and naughty bits. A friend of mine had a wicked scunt so I asked if she'd been pooping much lately. She said no. So I told her to get pooping and LO! scunt be gone.
I believe I've managed to make this thread worse. Hooray.