The best analysis of Apple (and rumor sites) ever written!

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
A truly great read!

There are a couple soft blows to the people who are never satisfied by Apple products as well.

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  • Reply 1 of 18
    whisperwhisper Posts: 735member
    Oh that's genius!
  • Reply 2 of 18
    banchobancho Posts: 1,517member
    Great stuff but scary in its accuracy on many points.



  • Reply 3 of 18
    stoostoo Posts: 1,490member
    It's all true!
  • Reply 4 of 18
    hhoganhhogan Posts: 117member
  • Reply 5 of 18
    hmurchisonhmurchison Posts: 12,354member
    Kudos!



    He's definitely a veteran of the "Mac Forum Circuit". Great read!
  • Reply 6 of 18
    Quote:

    Wall Street analysts appear on CNBC to explain that Apple's device will never be able to compete with the onslaught of cheaper Windows-based competitors. Apple's stock plummets. Idiot technology investors experience a brief moment of deja vu before they return to masturbating to photos of Maria Bartiromo.



  • Reply 7 of 18
    jmoneyjmoney Posts: 133member
    That is just hilarious.. wow he hits it dead on!
  • Reply 8 of 18
    "Out of the blue, somebody writes a hack that facilitates the unholy combination and offers it as $39 shareware."
  • Reply 9 of 18
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    Fun but so freaking way of.
  • Reply 10 of 18
    vox barbaravox barbara Posts: 2,021member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Anders

    Fun but so freaking way of.



    Hört, hört
  • Reply 11 of 18
    xoolxool Posts: 2,460member
    His collection of casino chips is fairly complete. Worth a quick read for his comments on the casinos. (Granted, I just got back from Las Vegas so this was topical for me.)
  • Reply 12 of 18
    talksense101talksense101 Posts: 1,738member
    He speaks the truth...
  • Reply 13 of 18
    idunnoidunno Posts: 645member
    OMG, that was awesome. Pissed my pants over the "Rev B Waiters"... I'm one of them!!!!!





    iDunno
  • Reply 14 of 18
    Pretty dumb except for the whacking off over pictures of Maria Bartiromo.
  • Reply 15 of 18
    Quote:

    Originally posted by ipodandimac

    A truly great read!

    There are a couple soft blows to the people who are never satisfied by Apple products as well.




    Heh, good read.

    This guy has too much time on his hands.



    Oh wait, I'm a reader of Mac rumour sites... m.
  • Reply 16 of 18
    placeboplacebo Posts: 5,767member








    10.2.8, anybody?
  • Reply 17 of 18
    playmakerplaymaker Posts: 511member
    Just wanted to add how much that read cheered me up in the middle of a horrible day. Thanks for the link
  • Reply 18 of 18
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    The only thing that isn't true is the stock rise. It's always backwards from what you'd expect. It usually goes down after an announcement because, let's face it, the analysts haven't a clue, get sucked into the echo chamber with the rest of us, and are disappointed in the more reasonable but less miraculous product(s) rolled out. Then it goes up once the first wave of "cheaper Windows knock-off" announcements pass.
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