Episode II

groveratgroverat
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
It is on HBO OnDemand and I decided to check it out again.



This movie is terrible. The visuals and sounds are way too crisp. Natalie Portman is hot, but is a piece of acting wood. Whoever plays Anakin sucks. His scene with Kenobi in the elevator makes me want to kill myself.



It hasn't been 10 minutes in and I can't stand it anymore. NO MORE!



Oh God... JarJar is talking now!



SEPPUKU!

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 4
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    Wait for the love scene.



    Wait for that. Then judge the film. Judge it reacquainted with its grisly, lamer-than-Long-John-Silver turd-murdering depths.
  • Reply 2 of 4
    jeffyboyjeffyboy Posts: 1,055member
    I trashed I and II in the Episode III thread, so for the sake of positivity, some stuff I actually liked about AotC.



    1) The Fett armor used to it's full potential

    2) The sonic charges

    3) The big fight scene with all the Jedi's

    4) Natalie Portman in black leather bondage gear (though she should have worn it longer)



    J
  • Reply 3 of 4
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Couldn't wait for the love scene. Couldn't make it past Jar Jar announcing the Jedis' arrival to Her Hotness.



    Just couldn't do it.
  • Reply 4 of 4
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by groverat

    Couldn't wait for the love scene. Couldn't make it past Jar Jar announcing the Jedis' arrival to Her Hotness.



    Just couldn't do it.



    Dude. I understand.
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