Zero, since at my age, it's illegal. But I guess that just adds to the fun, no?

In Hawaii and Idaho, the legal age of consent is 14. In Mississippi, the ruling is a bit strange, but you can technically have legal sex at 12.

Why do I know this? Over the last two years, I have probably won over 200 dollars in beer, simply by being able to bet people that 18 has little to do with consent anywhere outside of California. (Typical bar-room betting)

Of course, once you get past that age, then the law becomes half-your-age-plus-seven. (minus two for military discount)

0.001282051282051282 times per week since age 14 (arbitrary age for most peeps first time)

0.006410256410256409 times per week since first time

Free Sex for anyone (fit, female, furious, fox force five) who can figure out my age and approximate number of 'relations'.... heh :P

Given that there are two variables (age, screws) and one datapoint, it is only possible to solve for a line that includes all of the possible solutions. i.e. a solution vector.

So if I hold your age in weeks as (x) and your screws as (y), then we have:

y / (x-14*52) = 0.001282051282051282 or

y = ~0.0013(x-14*52)

The figure "since your first time" doesn't really help too much in pinpointing your absolute age, since it's a relative date (variable). All we can say is that the age you are now is closer to the age of the start of you carnal knowledge experience than to when you were 14. I'll call this age in weeks (q).

Interestingly enough, ~0.0064 / ~0.0013 is exactly 5. Given human nature to use whole numbers, this helps a little for estimation purposes.

So we have another value for y:

y = (x-q)*0.006410256410256409

By substitution, we get:

~0.0013(x-14*52) = (x-q)*0.006410256410256409

x-728 = (x-q)*5

-4x-728 = -5q

4x+728 = 5q

or in years:

4x+14 = 5q

So now we need to isolate whole-number datasets that satisfy these equalities. The first step is to look at places where 4x has a "1" or a "6" as the units digit.

4*4 = 16, so we know that the units digit of your age is "4"

Using x as 24 yields q =22. . . A likely story of a post-collegiate nightclub experience or a 2nd semester senior fling.

Using x as 34 yields q =30. . . A strange life, but still possible.

Using x as 44 yields q =38. . . Mid Life crisis of a recluse?

Using x as 54 yields q=46 . . . Viagra anyone?

I'm going to stop the nonsense there and declare you to be a 24 year old who has been in the sack occaisionally for the past 2 years or so. Of course, I think I made an arithmatic mistake somewhere, since the numbers don't quite line up.

No, Splinemodel was assuming too much and not using his thinking cap...

our dear fellow havanas is most likely 29, lost his virginity when he was 26, and has only had sex once (Either that or he is 44, lost his virginity when he was 38 and has had two partners)...

see, he made it easy for us, using 52 weeks as the length of a year, he has had sex 1/(15 years). That was easy and so was the fact that it has been as splinemodel realized 5 times as long since he was 14 as when he had sex (given that the frequency is five times as high).

Please, havanas, take this opportunity to go find a lucky lady...

our dear fellow havanas is most likely 29, lost his virginity when he was 26, and has only had sex once....

....Please, havanas, take this opportunity to go find a lucky lady...

We have a winner!

Yeah... I have issues.

Heh... have only really had 3 opportunities at ages 14, 20, and 26 with girls aged 12, 21, and 23 accordingly.

Been @ 8 years (college) since I've been in a place where I've had access to plentiful, single, interesting girls. I basically left college a broken person (least I had my debt to keep me warm at night). But yeah, Its kinda impossible for me to relate to people in terms of some things... think my childhood was just too unstable. hah.

Anyway, good work.... I tried to figure it out myself an hour ago and failed miserably... was hoping some hyper intelligent cute girl woulda answered... heh... my version of the Google job adds. :P

(made this a few weeks ago for Tracy on the list and my own amusement. she was complaining about her loser boyfriends, so i told her to write down the boys and the problems/what went wrong.... hah)

No, Splinemodel was assuming too much and not using his thinking cap...

I did not assume too much, I just forgot that 4 * 9 = 36 as I was very hurriedly typing it up. 29/26, along with 19/18, and 39/34 all all possible points on the solution line I provided.

After another whole-number analysis, it can be shown that it was just one bedfellow at age 26.

And I don't have all that much time, I just have no life.

## Comments

8,123memberOriginally posted by Giaguarameh.. bad day at work, kind of. too many ppl annoying me. and when that happens i too often have weird thoughts.

yea, can't really wait to have an xserve raid sfp .. i mean .. hehehe...

I am happy that our favorite Web panthera has found a job finally.

2,724member10,872memberOriginally posted by Thread StarterHAY GUYS I HAD SEX!1YAY!

5,767memberOriginally posted by groveratYAY!Haha, I think you nailed it.

4,841memberOriginally posted by PlaceboHaha, I think you nailed it.No he nailed his wife.

5,262memberOriginally posted by PlaceboHaha, I think you nailed it.That's what she said.

3,117memberWhen I was in my teens (no pun intended) it was all day fun... who counted???

7,311memberOriginally posted by PlaceboZero, since at my age, it's illegal. But I guess that just adds to the fun, no?In Hawaii and Idaho, the legal age of consent is 14. In Mississippi, the ruling is a bit strange, but you can technically have legal sex at 12.

Why do I know this? Over the last two years, I have probably won over 200 dollars in beer, simply by being able to bet people that 18 has little to do with consent anywhere outside of California. (Typical bar-room betting)

Of course, once you get past that age, then the law becomes half-your-age-plus-seven. (minus two for military discount)

2,724member99member0.006410256410256409 times per week since first time

Free Sex for anyone (fit, female, furious, fox force five) who can figure out my age and approximate number of 'relations'.... heh :P

28memberOriginally posted by havanas0.001282051282051282 times per week since age 14 (arbitrary age for most peeps first time)

0.006410256410256409 times per week since first time

Free Sex for anyone (fit, female, furious, fox force five) who can figure out my age and approximate number of 'relations'.... heh :P

I'm guessing you get off to a Math fetish huh...

2,724memberOriginally posted by havanas0.001282051282051282 times per week since age 14 (arbitrary age for most peeps first time)

0.006410256410256409 times per week since first time

Free Sex for anyone (fit, female, furious, fox force five) who can figure out my age and approximate number of 'relations'.... heh :P

wow, even i get more often.

7,311memberOriginally posted by havanas0.001282051282051282 times per week since age 14 (arbitrary age for most peeps first time)

Free Sex for anyone (fit, female, furious, fox force five) who can figure out my age and approximate number of 'relations'.... heh :P

0.006410256410256409 times per week since first time

Given that there are two variables (age, screws) and one datapoint, it is only possible to solve for a line that includes all of the possible solutions. i.e. a solution vector.

So if I hold your age in weeks as (x) and your screws as (y), then we have:

y / (x-14*52) = 0.001282051282051282 or

y = ~0.0013(x-14*52)

The figure "since your first time" doesn't really help too much in pinpointing your absolute age, since it's a relative date (variable). All we can say is that the age you are now is closer to the age of the start of you carnal knowledge experience than to when you were 14. I'll call this age in weeks (q).

Interestingly enough, ~0.0064 / ~0.0013 is exactly 5. Given human nature to use whole numbers, this helps a little for estimation purposes.

So we have another value for y:

y = (x-q)*0.006410256410256409

By substitution, we get:

~0.0013(x-14*52) = (x-q)*0.006410256410256409

x-728 = (x-q)*5

-4x-728 = -5q

4x+728 = 5q

or in years:

4x+14 = 5q

So now we need to isolate whole-number datasets that satisfy these equalities. The first step is to look at places where 4x has a "1" or a "6" as the units digit.

4*4 = 16, so we know that the units digit of your age is "4"

Using x as 24 yields q =22. . . A likely story of a post-collegiate nightclub experience or a 2nd semester senior fling.

Using x as 34 yields q =30. . . A strange life, but still possible.

Using x as 44 yields q =38. . . Mid Life crisis of a recluse?

Using x as 54 yields q=46 . . . Viagra anyone?

I'm going to stop the nonsense there and declare you to be a 24 year old who has been in the sack occaisionally for the past 2 years or so. Of course, I think I made an arithmatic mistake somewhere, since the numbers don't quite line up.

175member4,841memberour dear fellow havanas is most likely 29, lost his virginity when he was 26, and has only had sex once (Either that or he is 44, lost his virginity when he was 38 and has had two partners)...

see, he made it easy for us, using 52 weeks as the length of a year, he has had sex 1/(15 years). That was easy and so was the fact that it has been as splinemodel realized 5 times as long since he was 14 as when he had sex (given that the frequency is five times as high).

Please, havanas, take this opportunity to go find a lucky lady...

28member99memberOriginally posted by hardeeharharour dear fellow havanas is most likely 29, lost his virginity when he was 26, and has only had sex once....

....Please, havanas, take this opportunity to go find a lucky lady...

We have a winner!

Yeah... I have issues.

Heh... have only really had 3 opportunities at ages 14, 20, and 26 with girls aged 12, 21, and 23 accordingly.

Been @ 8 years (college) since I've been in a place where I've had access to plentiful, single, interesting girls. I basically left college a broken person (least I had my debt to keep me warm at night). But yeah, Its kinda impossible for me to relate to people in terms of some things... think my childhood was just too unstable. hah.

Anyway, good work.... I tried to figure it out myself an hour ago and failed miserably... was hoping some hyper intelligent cute girl woulda answered... heh... my version of the Google job adds. :P

EDIT:

link for the graph fetishists

the usual suspects

(made this a few weeks ago for Tracy on the list and my own amusement. she was complaining about her loser boyfriends, so i told her to write down the boys and the problems/what went wrong.... hah)

4,841memberOriginally posted by DornIts less than 5... I don't need to do math. Hell by doing the math you probably technically had sex with him.? Its exactly 5...

2,724memberOriginally posted by hardeeharhar? Its exactly 5...Meh. I'm sorry, that sucks. Unless it's that / night.

7,311memberOriginally posted by hardeeharharNo, Splinemodel was assuming too much and not using his thinking cap...

I did not assume too much, I just forgot that 4 * 9 = 36 as I was very hurriedly typing it up. 29/26, along with 19/18, and 39/34 all all possible points on the solution line I provided.

After another whole-number analysis, it can be shown that it was just one bedfellow at age 26.

And I don't have all that much time, I just have no life.