Funny unabashed apple fanboy review

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in General Discussion edited January 2014

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  • Reply 1 of 7




    thanks for the hyperlink, it is hilarious.
  • Reply 2 of 7
    I don't think Apple will be using any quotes from that article in any upcoming presentations... unlike the other Apple fanboy, Walt Mossberg.
  • Reply 3 of 7
    macrrmacrr Posts: 488member
    hella- I really liked this part-



    Quote:

    Their incandescent tech junk possesses a reek, a perfectly intoxicating stench that heralds another world, some sort of sleek well-lit utopia where people never steal and vibrators are free and dolphins teach babies to sing.



    I mean considering ballmer is out squirting people, why can't this be a blurb on apple store!?



  • Reply 4 of 7
    I bust out laughing just reading the name of the product...

    Quote:

    Apple MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo Super Orgasm Deluxe Ultrahard Modern Computing Device Designed by God Herself Somewhere in the Deep Moist Vulva of Cupertino Yes Yes Don't Stop Oh My God Yes.



    They printed this? Are you shitting me???
  • Reply 5 of 7
    macrrmacrr Posts: 488member
    welcome to san francisco values, jupiter!



  • Reply 6 of 7
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MacRR


    welcome to san francisco values, jupiter!







    Love 'em!
  • Reply 7 of 7
    Jonathan Ive is god? And a woman?
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