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Apple already knows how to defeat our adversaries on their own.  Take China for example.  Remember when they were really mean, and we didn't have anything to do with them?  Well, after Apple sent them millions of Jobs (hi Steve, rip) that Americans could and should be doing, they got real nice.  Right?  So, all that Tim Cook has to do is to find a really nice place where wages are at the slave level and there is none of that darn environmental responsibility stuff to worry about, but is controlled by ISIS.  They will be so glad to have those American Jobs that they'll just get to work on the latest piece of iJUNK and stop killing everyone.  You know I'm right.  If it works with Commies, it will work with Terrists.  Right?  I know that was helpful.