Zirlin

Looks like their bike sales have become...stationary.


I'll see myself out.

I have an idea. Why don't we put all of these paid channels together on one bill? We could give it a name like...cable.

The Apple Courage Strikes Again

Heck of a lot better than named Bill Microsoft.

Tesla just showcased a bunch of walking talking androids. Where's Apple? They have a bazillion dollars for research and development. Why aren't they at the forefront of robotics? I've been waiting years for the day Tim Apple says "Oh yeah, one more thing..." and the Siri android walks out and says "Hello!" to the world. All we seem to get (during those hyper-polished keynotes) are thinner software-gimped iPads, 1mm larger watches and imperceptibly different (and more expensive) yearly iPhones. If Steve were alive today, he'd not have 4-5 SKUs just for AirPods. I'm kinda shocked we don't have AirTag Pros in 5 different colors yet. I have been an Apple fan since the Apple II. I owned the first Mac. Apple has clearly lost it's ability to innovate and Tesla just fed them their lunch.

THE AUDACITY!

It's quite easy to get out of Mt. Hood. Simply rotate the Digital Crown on your Apple Vision Pro counterclockwise and "Voila!" you're back safe and sound.

I think you mean two winners and a ninja.

Put the MacOS on the iPad and watch sales skyrocket.

Bioshock!

(and give a discount to those who have already purchased the game)