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  • FBI director says iPhone unlock demands are limited, won't 'set a master key loose'

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    ANDY

    What is it, Barney?

    BARNEY

    Need another back door subpoena, Andy.

    ANDY

    What now?

    BARNEY

    Maybellene. She started back doing the things she used to do.

    ANDY

    Jaywalking?

    BARNEY

    Yup.

    ANDY

    And you need to know who she was talking to when you nabbed her?

    BARNEY

    Yup.

    ANDY

    Probably Jay.

    BARNEY

    Maybe. Maybe not.

    ANDY

    This is the third back door subpoena this week.

    BARNEY

    Andy, this is vitally important. We need to track down who’s behind this rash of jaywalking.

    ANDY

    You know, the folks over at Apple are pretty backed up. They got over thirty thousand back door subpoenas just this week.

    BARNEY

    Precedent, Andy, precedent. They owe it to this great country of ours. Now, are you against crime or not?

    ANDY

    Well, you know, Barney, if we threw the entire town in jail, that would pretty much put a stop to jaywalking. But you can’t fight crime by taking away folks’ freedom.

    BARNEY

    Frankly, my dear friend, there are times I think you just don’t give a darn about patriotism.
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