UselessInformationCollector

Looks great, but I haven't met anyone yet who dropped $1k on an iPad Pro and didn't - like me - wrap it in a military grade hard shell so the dang thing doesn't warp like they do when unprotected. So... while a port replicator (nice to meet you, @Eric_WVGG) would be swell, the male parts do not appear to be long enough to penetrate the eager female parts of the anxious host. Thus, some kind of extender cable would be necessary, and likely too long while also being obnoxiously expensive.