philter

This is actually good, and will let developers do a lot more cool stuff. 

Like imagine a paint program where you can have TWO TOOLS SELECTED AT THE SAME TIME, like, you tap eraser w/your finger, and now your finger is the eraser; you tap brush with Pencil, and now Pencil is the paintbrush (but finger is still eraser).

Or maybe they release little finger thimbles or rings you wear so each finger can be a different type of tool, or you can have multiple pencils and each one serves a different function.

Seriously, guys, instead of insta-trolling, instead, think outside of the box—I promise Apple is, and I promise Apple thought about this way longer and harder than you.

Instead of the world ending, you could realize, "oh wait, I could like, use my pinky on my pencil hand sometimes" and boom, problem solved by a pinky.