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Kanye West wants Apple to buy Tidal, calls for executive meeting
Fact is Apple should buy Tidal. They should pay $300,000,000 ($100/ user) but put a clause in the contract expressly forbidding Kanye West from ANY and ALL future posting to social media and a full and complete ban on ANY and ALL participation of any kind on future recordings or any media for the purposes of sending and receiving information.
Breach of contract will allow Apple to reclaim the $300,000,000 + treble damages. Also, Kanye must attempt to survive jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge without a parachute or safety harness. If he survives, Apple will pay him a lump sum of $50,000,000 cash to be received as an annuity commencing on the 50th anniversary of his passing.