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Yes, I did read the article so I know that it effectively takes this joke away from me, but hey, let me have my fun: Study: 6% of iPhone 6 owners have used touchless Apple Pay in stores, 85% have not, 9% dead from self-inflicted gunshot wound.

in Study: 6% of iPhone 6 owners have used touchless Apple Pay in stores, 85% have not Comment by vaultboy March 2015
"Fresh data from ad network Chitika shows Apple's iPad accounted for 79.9 percent of North American Web traffic for the month of September" Really? 80% of ALL Web traffic? This article should make it clearer that the 80% figure is for tablet inter…

in Apple's iPad continues to dominate NA usage with nearly 80% share, up from July Comment by vaultboy November 2014
An article solely about Tim Cook's new twitter that doesn't once link to said twitter? Are you serious??

in Apple chief Tim Cook gets social, joins Twitter [U] Comment by vaultboy September 2013
I truly believed in this guy, until the iPhone 5, which looks like a Frankenshit. Just awful design on the back, with the glass/metal/glass look.

in Jony Ive's minimalist designs could reshape the future of iOS, OS X Comment by vaultboy October 2012