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Well that blows. I don't like being only mildly funny. Since a highly respected community member has thrown down the gauntlet, I will depart (and be man enough to stay departed). I don't want Mr. T to throw me. Praise Allah!
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I don't find comedians funny. Vulgarity is evil, making jokes about sex is evil, and there aren't many true believing comedians for me and my family. Its part of the conspiracy of Judea, fortold in the ancient sands beneath the peeramid of Giza.
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[quote]Originally posted by RyanTheGreat: US attacks Iraq. France surrenders. And this one time, when I was at Vacation Bible Camp, there was this girl, and she challenged this guy to an arm-wrestling match, and then the guy, cuz he was …
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Mock me if you want but you will find that it is YOU who are mistaken...about a great MANY things. I would like to add another helpful tip, OK? Remember: If you lift a Gideon Bible from a hotel room, it's not really stealing if you use…
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Here's another morsel of power-knowledge for all you non-believers: if you play recorded readings of the Old Testament backwards, you can hear Monty Hall explain what's behind curtain #4.
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It was shocking, my friend. I can only imagine what it must be like to be thrown into the pits of hell ... It would be liking having an Econo-sized can of PAM blow up all over one's neckid body. Ohhh! I mean OWWW!
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I'm not so sure I like Moogs' signature. Who's Carl Sagan anyway? After I get done beating him with a stick, Mr. T should throw him I think. The more important question about this brain surgeon guy is, did he use scientifically valid procedures f…
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Baseball is the most virtuous of sports. Unlike other American games, it doesn't require constant attention from the fan, leaving ample time for passing out and reading Bible Pamphlets at the game. *hugs*
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No no my friend. This is still about hardware. Praying is merely the context in which we discuss hardware in this thread. I want you all to know that I asked Apple all the time to implement an iPod that displays a crucifix in the LCD when songs a…