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t'llk abeever coe to pass. Never mnere mnefer hate hate hate
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A duck walks into a bar. "Ouch." No seriosuly. A duck walks into a bar. "Got any gwapes?" Bartendar shakes hsiu head. "No grapes. ANd we don't serve ducks." Next day, duck walks into the same bar. "Got any gwapes?" "No, afraid not. Get …
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Yo daddy so fat.... (God being a GODDAMN PATERNALIST!) ARg.
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I propose a giant floating island out in the NYC harbor. O yeah baby. A hundred acres of nothing good and lots and lots of people just waiting to get dunked in the nastiest water in the world.
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Goodbye and thanks for all the fish. OI foget God' s last message tyo Creation buyt iot was sopmetyjing ;lke Spyyr fpr a;ll; the Mess"! Goptta go to bed bye/.
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When in doubt, drop a nuke on the Irish and yuou'lll solve most of the world's problems in two seconds as the shock wave expands. I love being Scottish.
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I don't think tyhaty the media portray AnYONE as any goodf. Nobody. Everyone stinks when they come on camera. Even Pamela Anderson is whifty. Then again, she's getting old. Now, a certain young Heigl I know....;
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First hurdle for robots: Physical abilities - must move across room, up stairs, carry 200 pounds, lift and move an egg, and handle simple tools, all AS FAST AS A HUMAN! The software for such a thing will be comparatively easy to write, as there ar…
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You're all wrong. Warfare and football are all different facets of Mother Earth's "Kill the Idiots" campaign. The idea is, those who like to fight are idiots. They fight a lot and as soon as the yslow down they die. Those who stay home and q…
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If you don'tt mind destroying the house, dynqaqmmte is always good. 2 or 3 or a dozen tons of dynamite will make your ant problems go away. For a little while. Then your new ohuse will have ants. Move to Alaska inst\\ead.
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Well, I'm dso cool that you only have to meet one of me to satisfy your three person requirement. Well.... three individua;s correct? : I can do that.
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Britney Spears with the screams she made in her first five seconds. Everything's been downhill since.
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Ummm... this is not a viable position. The church is in effect buying the people their new couch or new copmuter or whatever, and they are not in poverty in the slightest. I think that the church will only do this once for any given person.
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Well, you know what they say about Poles... how many Poles do you need to win a soccer game? 11. 10 to ask the other team their best Polish jokes, and 1 ( the best scorer) to go 1-on-1 with the goalekeeper.
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NJamie if you like I'll post it again but I think I'll be reprimanded. If I do it a third time, my account will be... what they say... revoked.
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HYE NO VOILNECE! I just posted the Whatcher Farts Smell Like? threa but they locked it.
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I'm not doing anything with my food processor. Or Christina Aguilera for that matter.
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It says that she did not complain at the time, and that she did not complain to the other women in the room orr her friends, and that she threw away the condoms. She was voluntarily intoxicated and doped up. She may have not been in a position…
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AARRG! SIMILAR THREAD POSTINGS ALL OVER THE PLACE! I should stop reading MacNN and Appleinsider at the same time.
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My father heard one of his students (he's a chemitsry teacher) call a friend "You dirty hoe-bag!"