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• Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson is notoriously anti-licensing, so I'd be stunned if many of those stickers are legit. If not, countdown to lawsuit flurry in 3,2,1...

  in MacBook sticker sellers see sizable sales surge after Apple's 'Stickers' ad airs Comment by satorical August 2014
• Not how it works, Apple. You don't get to remove the monitor because you don't like what he's saying.

  in Apple requests removal of external antitrust compliance monitor Comment by satorical January 2014
• The comments here? #everydaysexism The idea that Apple can't find qualified board members who aren't white males is ridiculous.

  in Critics take issue with lack of diversity on Apple Board of Directors Comment by satorical January 2014
• Quote: Originally Posted by mdcat  As with hands-free cell phones, the problem is the distraction of the device itself, not the manipulation needed to work it Exactly. My favorite quote on the matter: "Congratulations, your hands …

  in Apple's safe automotive telematics patent mates touchscreen with tactile controls Comment by satorical July 2013
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  in Apple's safe automotive telematics patent mates touchscreen with tactile controls Comment by satorical July 2013
• Quote: Originally Posted by focher  Title misspells his name.   No it doesn't. Gartenberg joined Gartner Group after his company, Jupiter Research, was acquired by Gartner.

  in Former Gartner analyst Michael Gartenberg joins Apple marketing Comment by satorical May 2013
• No it doesn't. Gartenberg joined Gartner Group after his company, Jupiter Research, was acquired by Gartner.

  in Former Gartner analyst Michael Gartenberg joins Apple marketing Comment by satorical May 2013
• Choosing my words with care: I hope this particular career move is an unqualified success for Mr. Gartenberg.

  in Former Gartner analyst Michael Gartenberg joins Apple marketing Comment by satorical May 2013
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  in With spotlight on it & Apple, Ireland calls for worldwide tax crackdown Comment by satorical May 2013
• Oh, your hands are free? Congratulations, your head's still up your ass.

  in Flaw in distracted driving study: no evaluation of Apple's "Eyes Free" Siri mode Comment by satorical May 2013
• He'd better put out.

  in Tim Cook's coffee date crushes records with $560,000 bid for charity [u] Comment by satorical April 2013
• Actually, the current incarnation of THX might have been founded in 2002, after spinning off from Lucasfilm. If it still belonged to Lucas, there likely would be no suit, thanks to the Apple/Disney connection.

  in Apple sued by THX for allegedly misusing patented speaker tech in iPhone, iPad and iMac Comment by satorical March 2013
• I have to wonder if it blocks the fan vents enough to cause a problem. I can only hope they've tested it to ensure the answer is no.

  in Apple now offering iMacs with built-in VESA mount adapters for $40 premium Comment by satorical March 2013
• I was able to get the 2GB VRAM high-end model from a store a couple of weeks ago. One store in the area (Portland, OR) was consistently out of stock, but they called around and sent me to a relatively nearby store that had enough. Online RAM's che…

  in Apple's shipping times for both 21.5" & 27" iMac improve to 1-3 days Comment by satorical March 2013
• At this point Apple could sell an iPhone to every last Chinese citizen, and analysts would still shrug. Idiots.

  in Apple may need $137B cash hoard to weather 'very rough' next two years, analyst says Comment by satorical February 2013
• Dude thinks he himself runs Apple. He and his ilk are what's ailing my Apple stock.

  in Greenlight pushes Apple to offer 'iPref' preferred shares Comment by satorical February 2013
• "It makes me worry that Apple is unsophisticated enough to chase the myths of green energy. All such concepts produce at least ten times the release of heat into the environment as that of simply burning fuel at the wheels. Please check where the wa…

  in Apple's wind turbine technology uses heat, not rotational energy to generate electricity Comment by satorical December 2012
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