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  • Thought the first few bars of "These Streets" sounded a bit Paul Simon-ish but the gravelly bits screwed that. His intonation reminds me a bit of Paul Simon too.
  • I keep coming across dolts of late saying "it's not rocket surgery". No! It's not brain surgery or it's not rocket science. But for crying out loud, there is no such thing as a rocket surgeon or rocket surgery.
  • I'll add to those with "a sense of false security" vs "a false sense of security". Windows users don't have a sense of false security about their OS (though Mac users might ). They have a false sense of security.
  • Bob says: Rowr! Ooops! Wrong species. What he meant was.........Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
  • Quote: Originally Posted by adda And no, Chester, I'm not ignoring Bob's penis Bob says: Of course not. How could you? It's positively enormous! He adds: But what about My Other Song. I'm a recording artist now, damn you! How dare you treat …
  • Quote: Originally Posted by midwinter It's a small elk with a perm and a Shriner hat! Can't be an elk. Molly would be herding it if it was. It's herding her. Ergo, it must be a baby rhinocerous in a fur coat on stilts.
  • Quote: Originally Posted by Chester I bet none of you can claim that.
  • Quote: Originally Posted by Isalloom Gropecuntlane Didn't mince words in those days, did they? Or at least when they did, they didn't beat around the bush. Oh wait.....that's not right either. I mean they still managed to get right to the …
  • Quote: Originally Posted by Hassan i Sabbah I understood it's older than 'coney', having a really ancient Indo-European root. Like 'queen', to which it's related. If I remember, a a 'cunt' is a sacred well in Sanskrit, but it's also got lots of t…
  • Quote: Originally Posted by The Dark Side of Hassan Hay everyone lol see my thread about gettin rid of Political Outsider We don't need it and it will be easy and fun to police it if the place is re-communitixisezed again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thenumbe…
  • Quote: Originally Posted by midwinter Um. Rabbits reproduce because they, um, fuck like bunnies. Telling me "coney" was another word for rabbit probably would have been more helpful. We call them rabbits, bunnies and various names not fit for a…
  • Quote: Originally Posted by midwinter NOt that I'm an expert on the history of dirty words, but "cunt" is actually a really, really old term referring to rabbits. "Coneys." The reasons are obvious, I should expect. Umm..........actually, not re…
  • Quote: Originally Posted by midwinter Clitoris is of Greek origin. "Pussy" is, I believe, some kind of modification of a Greek word for "purse." I had a teacher in high school who claimed "quaint", while having the same meaning it does for u…
  • Quote: Originally Posted by Flounder Knobcheese? I am offended by knobcheese! The proper word is smegma. Good old smegma...... 1.) It's a real word 2.) It's a lot of fun to say. I just googled "smegma" and couldn't help but be struck …
  • Well, you asked for it. I know it's not terribly clear, but careful observation will reveal Bob's prodigious endowment reaches all the way to his knee/stifle joint. I bet none of you can claim that. And despite the poor focus, here's a pre…
  • Quote: Originally Posted by The Sprout 1. I've seen newspapers omit the last comma before the 'and' in a list, like "crazychester is a scoundrel, a cretin and a knobcheese." It drives me crazy. Am I wrong to be driven by crazy by this? We will …
  • Quote: Originally Posted by Shawn Unless Bob is part of your dreams! Which, uh, I didn't know about you, but I suppose that's par for the course for left-coasters. Remember, adda, he's all man. All man, I say!
  • Quote: Originally Posted by Shawn ike CC's bedroom. Black hole of disorganization in which nothing, including Bob, can escape "From" which nothing, including Bob, can escape Quote: or temporal nexus where all your dreams become reality? …