analogjack

Ok  the S9 and Android are sh!te, but the S9 has more RAM, so lets call it even.

Samsung cannot see the irony inherent in their supposed 'mocking' ads. Desperate times call for desperate measure.

AppleInsider said:

...these things start with an idea that quickly becomes a conversation that changes in nature...

Or as Woody Allen said..."Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea." 

The 'practically magic' tag is genius because, 'magic' is pretty well what Apple are selling. And currently the recent panning of the iPhone X and everyone finding out that it actually did really well (as usual) must seem like magic to all the reviewers who wish ill on Apple. 

EDIT: I'd better add though lest y'all think I approve of everything Apple does that selling the lightning to usb cable six years down the track for $29 AUD when there are literally hundreds of millions of iOS devices using them also takes a bit of magic, albeit black magic. Now the tooling and R&D has been recouped they must cost all of 50c to produce, plus 50c for the packaging. 

airnerd said:

Then again I have nothing of interest to law enforcement.  

Being innocent of wrongdoing is not a defence.