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Comparing Apple’s revenues to Huawei’s potential sales... is this actually a news story, or a written Escher sketch?

In other news, a lame has-been which used to copy Apple products as its source of income released another ugly piece of crap to rival the Newton. Unfortunately, with no sustainable profit, Apple’s main competitor on the rise now looks to be Huawei, which may break even sometime in 2021. With no growth left in the industry, Business Insider is insisting that Apple is Doomed (c). More details at 11!

Somewhere, all alone and very quietly, Microsoft is crying into its warm Coke...

In other news, another noob reporter mistook market share figures as having any relevance to Apple whatsoever. Due to the unnoted string of companies that were poised to ‘kill’ Apple based on such figures, cognitive infarction has been suspected. As part of an on-going series of investigative failures at AI, all staff are being tested for drinking problems, and for links to Microsoft. Daniel Eran and The Macalope were both immediately unavailable at the time of this posting. More news at 11!

I still don’t see the similarity, umless it’s in the ‘anti-trust’ word. These cases are completely different. Goog’s is much more like Microsoft’s multiple anti-trust cases: preventing any competition in a market. iBooks never prevented market competition. Apple was forced to use a different model, and then had some asshole use his position to try gettingt scoops out of staff ie abusing his position. You’re saying Apple can give a heads up to Goog staff on that? Another trashy article from AI. How about some rationality? Please contact Dilger when writing more than a paragraph.