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  • The TextBlade keyboard is superb, but you'll have to be patient


    Well I stopped believing the BS two years ago and got a refund, while you haven't claimed a refund yet... Hahaha :-)
    Still willing to give "Naughton" the benefit of the doubt but my refund has been processed long, long ago. 
    I wrote off the purchase price long ago. Not benefit of doubt. Preserving my claim on original terms. Life is going to be hard for Mark Knighton. Wait and see.

    I dub thee the justice seeking Captain of the Avengers - sounds like MK needs to be wary of the Endgame :-)
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  • The TextBlade keyboard is superb, but you'll have to be patient

    Discussions = fine

    Bickering and "no true scotsman" arguments = not.

    Knock it off.
    Never heard of the "no true scotsman" argument being called that - looked it up and found good ol' Wikipedia has it all covered, while Google naturally has 4.7 million results. 

    I'm guessing everyone else has long ago heard of the "no true scotsman" argument, but for those that don't and are already here, here's a link and the "origin" of the term. 


    Origin

    The introduction of the term is attributed to British philosopher Antony Flew, because the term originally appeared in Flew's 1971 book An Introduction to Western Philosophy. In his 1975 book Thinking About Thinking, he wrote:

    Imagine some Scottish chauvinist settled down one Sunday morning with his customary copy of The News of the World. He reads the story under the headline, 'Sidcup Sex Maniac Strikes Again'. 

    Our reader is, as he confidently expected, agreeably shocked: 'No Scot would do such a thing!' 

    Yet the very next Sunday he finds in that same favourite source a report of the even more scandalous on-goings of Mr Angus McSporran in Aberdeen. 

    This clearly constitutes a counter example, which definitively falsifies the universal proposition originally put forward. 

    ('Falsifies' here is, of course, simply the opposite of 'verifies'; and it therefore means 'shows to be false'.) 

    Allowing that this is indeed such a counter example, he ought to withdraw; retreating perhaps to a rather weaker claim about most or some. 

    But even an imaginary Scot is, like the rest of us, human; and we none of us always do what we ought to do. So what in fact he says is: 'No true Knighton would do such a thing!'


    ericpeets
  • The TextBlade keyboard is superb, but you'll have to be patient

    have “The Orville” on the brain, I love that show. I actually saw in one of the episodes a TextBlade being used on the bridge, there was a reference somewhere if you squinted that it finally launched in 2398 after extended firmware rewrites and several thousand generations of new Li-Ion batteries needing replacement in the original batch, which lasted all the hundreds of years of extended re-development - well, the key caps etc lasted, the magnets stayed magnetised, but the batteries died thousands of times in the intervening centuries due to flux capacitor problems).

    Of course I meant Orwell when I spoke of Orville but, it’s too late to edit it now. I knew it didn’t seem right but I was in the midst of things when I wrote it. Long live The Orville!

    Maybe DBK is Da Big Kaylon? Those super fast fingers would produce amazing WPM test results :-)
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  • The TextBlade keyboard is superb, but you'll have to be patient

    @alexonline ;

    Stairway To Heaven. Finish this one off:

    ...and she's buy-uy-ing a Teh-ext Blade from Way Too-ools




    Your News at Eleven:

    There's a lady who's sure 
    All Mark's BS is bold
    Yet she's buying a Text Blade from Way Too-ools
    When she gets there she knows, 
    Text Blade stores are all closed
    With no word she can't get what she came for
    Ooh, ooh, and she's buy-uy-ing a Teh-ext Blade from Way Too-ools

    There's a sign on the wall 
    But she wants to be sure
    'Cause Mark knows sometimes words have two meanings
    In a blade by the brook 
    There's a Markbird who sings
    Sometimes all of his thoughts are misgivings

    [Chorus]
    Ooh, it makes me wonder
    Ooh, Mark makes a blunder

    [Verse 2]
    There's a feeling I get
    When delays are a pest
    And my refund is crying for leaving
    In my thoughts I have seen 
    Firmware features not freezed
    And the click-clacks of those who type waiting

    [Chorus]
    Ooh, it makes me wonder
    Ooh, makes me wanna chunder

    [Verse 3]
    And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
    Then the piper will lead us to TextBlades
    And a new day will dawn 
    For those who type long
    And the Treggers will echo with laughter

    [Verse 4]
    If there's a bustle in Mark's go slow
    Don't be alarmed now
    It's just a spring clean for venting spleen
    Yes, there are two paths you can go by
    But in the long run
    There's still time to change firm ware you're on
    And it makes me wonder

    Your head is humming will Blade ship
    In case launch does slip
    Mark piper's calling you to join him
    Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow
    And did you know
    Your TextBlade lies on the whispering wind

    [Guitar Solo]

    [Bridge]
    And as we swallow what we're told
    Mark's digging such a bigger hole
    There types a lady oh so slow
    Who shines white light and wants to know
    Why Mark's BS is still so bold
    That if you believe very hard
    Text blade will come to you at last
    When all are none and none is all
    To make Text blade but its not sold

    [Outro]
    Yet she's buy-uy-ing a Teh-ext Blade from Way Too-ools


    ericpeets
  • The TextBlade keyboard is superb, but you'll have to be patient

    ericpeets said:
    Sorry, I meant "Comfortably Numb"



    Insufferably Glum

    Hello?
    Is there anybody in there?
    Just type if you can hear me.
    Is there anyone at home?
    Come on, now,
    I hear you're feeling down.
    Well I can't ease your pain
    Knock you off your feet again.
    Panics.
    I'll need some information first.
    Just the basic facts.
    Can you tell me where Mark blurts?

    There is such pain, your brain is bleeding
    A distant ship date on the horizon.
    Blather only coming through in waves.
    Mark's lips move but I can't hear what he's saying.
    When Text Blade launched I was a believer
    My hands felt just like two balloons.
    Now I've lost that feeling once again
    I can't explain you would not understand
    This is now what I am.
    Mark has become insufferably ho-hum.

    O.K.
    Mark's a little pinprick.
    There'll be tons more aaaaaaaaah!
    But you may feel a little sick.
    Can you stand up?
    I don't believe it's working, bad.
    Mark's excuses just mean a no show
    Refund it's time to go.

    There is such pain, your brain is bleeding
    A distant ship date on the horizon.
    Blather only coming through in waves.
    Mark's lips move but I can't hear what he's saying.
    When Text Blade first launched 
    I caught a fleeting glimpse
    Out of the corner of my eye.
    I turned to look but it was gone
    I cannot put my finger on it now
    The lies have grown, 
    The dream is gone.
    Mark has become insufferably "umm".


    ericpeets