voice-of-reason

This is not showing up for me in the Health app. 16 pro and Ultra 2. I'm running 18.1 public beta.  Was this removed from the beta?

This is an idiotic nothing story. Clickbait to make it sound like the UK is targeting Apple, when it's simply a story about limiting access to a distracting technology for first year students.

That's certainly a topic parents might debate....I, for example, love the idea...but it has nothing to do with the clickbait lede. 

I'm getting increasingly frustrated by this writer's stories, tone and take on things. Be better.

by "latter," I think you mean "former."

Unless Apple wrote a guest blog on Epic's site.

You shed light or cast doubt. 

Sounds like you have cabin fever. This is just a long angry rant. And it needs an editor. Come on...be better than that.