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Ouch, this is going to be front-page news. In fact, the Today show is running an expose on this specific gaffe, and Bloomberg News is doing a 2-hour show titled, "Apple: The Downfall of Messages in iCloud and What It Means To You. Should You Refinance Your Home Now?" 

These job postings are just wishlists, right? I think the goal is to have someone match about 2 out of 10 requirements; I can't believe there's someone out there who, a) Knows the Siri backend, b) Has a psychology degree, and c) Can code Objective-C.

If there are, then that one girl in Israel must be really, really specialized, and should demand seven figures and a Brinks truckload of stock options. 

Wow, what a report. I'm glad this information was released, because I had heard Apple decided on FaceID in late July; in fact, they made a firmware update while the X's were on the assembly line. It was TouchID initially, when Jonny Ive came running into the factory yelling, "Shut 'er down, SHUT 'ER DOWN!" while waving a USB stick with the FaceID firmware in his hand. 

  

As a stock analyst, I am telling all my clients to sell their APPL positions immediately. I also suspect that this will be the demise of Apple; this breach will more than likely cause the stock price to decrease at least 54% within the next 1 to 14 years.

This is great news. The other day I said to myself, "I really wish Apple would work on decreasing the Watch's battery life. It just lasts too long." This is the perfect remedy: adding LTE connectivity.