Skarv

I LOVE this idea, and another functionality they should add which would make it IRRESISTIBLE for me is if it was a router/wifi hub as well.  Fold Airport back into this box.  I finally had to give up on my old apple networking hardware because it got too slow, but really had a hard time finding a substitute I trusted as much.  Trust in the sense of it both being difficult to hack, and not potentially having a backdoor to placate the manufacturer's home country government.

I hope Apple is listening!

And yes, I'm aware that this would probably mean a separate physical module connected to the house's gateway, but that would be simple to manage.

As someone with thousands invested in home automation, I'd throw it all out and replace with HomeKit if they made such a full featured product.  One that takes care of all of your HOME-based infrastructure computing needs.

Such a product would deserve the name HomePod