Excuses
Had a party. Somebody broke expensive pottery art, belonging to my parents. Its very obvious, many many pieces.
what do i tell my parents?
I was gonna go for the 'some drunk guys showed up and kicked it" but i don't wanna suggest that because then i'll get double examined.
its heavy pottery, screwed into the ground.
the house reeks of beer kinda. help please.
what do i tell my parents?
I was gonna go for the 'some drunk guys showed up and kicked it" but i don't wanna suggest that because then i'll get double examined.
its heavy pottery, screwed into the ground.
the house reeks of beer kinda. help please.
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as for the pottery, you're hosed.
the truth is probably your best option.
Here's what to do:
Hold ANOTHER party immediately. But you have to charge 10 bucks at the door.
Then buy a similar looking artwork.
Although your parents will come home unexpectedly early- during the second party. So you'll get in trouble twice!
In other words..... you're screwed. \
I was ****ed. I expect you will be too.
"We were having a sponsored drinks-up for HIV awareness in Uganda and the next thing we knew..."
"I thought you'd like it."
Nah. Sorry.
It's like leaving a 10 dollar bill in a room full of junkies and getting mad when it turns up missing.
Then sue the artist for making a stupid ceramic piece that screws to the damn floor. Damn stupid artists. *humph*
Also, work with those who were at the party to get some reimbursement for the broken item.
One last thing, if your parents ever allow you to have a party again, you will have to work with them to set the ground rules over what happens at the party and who takes responsibility if those rules are broken.
honesty is the best policy...
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(well, get rid of the smell)
Just before they get back (JUST before) smash your knee with the largest piece, then scrape your shin just below the knee with a sharp edge until it bleeds. When they come in, be laying on the floor by the rubble.
Be sobbing and moaning when they come in, then blubber "oh mom, I'm so sorry about the pottery!!!", making it appear that you care more for the pottery than your own wounds.
Say your bloody injury is "no big deal" and answer any question like "does it hurt?" with "nevermind me, what about the pottery!!!"
Maybe put in a drop or two of Visine in your eyes just before as well. Looks like it hurt enough to make your eyes water, but you still only care about the pottery!!
Proof positive that murbot is evil.
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I want to be Murbot.