Oooh man, I have spun some wild ones in my day. I think my parents would kill me today if they knew all the stuff I did when I was in high school. I did shit just like this all the time.
Carol! I'm flattered! Unfortunately I'm also married, so I'm afraid that I can't let you have me, even just once.
Oh, what the hell. I'll need some pictures first though, okay baby?
So if you didn't throw a coffin, what did you actually throw?
I confess I've had some good laughs just trying to picture you with a coffin handy in the room, and then you throwing it in anger.
he was watching his TV in his coffin, yeah, and when the guy missed the goal he threw his arms wildly and the lid flew open and hit the curio that held the Crystal of Vlad the Impaler.
most of you peopel are disgusting. "honesty is the best policy." poppycock! its near the worst policy. whenever in a snafu not of your desire: lie. if that gets you in deeper, then lie some more, but be more creative. the more outlandish the lies, the better. refocus attention off of the damage, and onto something new. tell them you were experimenting in your evil laboratory, on beer plants. that will doubly cover the smell and pottery. your beer plants, or pleers as you affectionately will call them, require you to go shot for shot with them. so, naturally you were sloshed, when a cop happened to walk by and accused you of bribery. you paid him off, but he inadvertently fell into the pot. luckily you had smoked near all of it, but in that state of alcoholic and weed induced hallucinations, you fell into the pottery device, thereby destroying your evil plans for a beer producing plant. its an infallible story. they will invariably be upset that your pleers were not successful, and will throw wads of cash and booze at you to continue your endeavors.
Well poker night at my house got out of hand over the summer when my parents went away...
All of us got majority hammered, and one genius looses a hand and goes on a rampage, and ends up punching a hole in the drywall and breaking two china plates that were hanging on the wall with one of those plate display doodad.
To clean up, I simply Pledge'd every wood surface in the house and opened the windows so when mom and dad came home all they would be able to smell was the faint lingering scent of lemon. To cover up the hole in the drywall I simply used the cover story of slipping on a rag and falling head-first into the wall. For the china however, I figured I was screwed as soon as soon as my parents saw it. I simply pieced it back together, and waited for them to find out.
When my parents got back they never noticed the plates and excepted my explanation of the drywall, I just had to pay for it. The best part however was the fact that a huge thunderstorm rolled through the area that night. My mom was up late writing and heard the two plates "shatter." The storm had simply vibrated the pieces apart, but she was none the wiser and blamed it on a lightning strike electrifying the chimney on which the plates were hung.
In conclusion:
1 Hole in Drywall: $20
2 Cans of Pledge: $8
Getting away with an awesome poker party: Priceless
So a really good story and some luck can take ya anywhere.
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Oooh man, I have spun some wild ones in my day. I think my parents would kill me today if they knew all the stuff I did when I was in high school. I did shit just like this all the time.
Carol! I'm flattered! Unfortunately I'm also married, so I'm afraid that I can't let you have me, even just once.
Oh, what the hell. I'll need some pictures first though, okay baby?
Originally posted by Powerdoc
...Borg loose an important point and i throw a coffin in the room, and i broked the Christal...
Originally posted by SonOfSylvanus
Coffins are very common when you live in a family of vampire ...
However, we people of the Carpates have a weird english sometimes
So if you didn't throw a coffin, what did you actually throw?
I confess I've had some good laughs just trying to picture you with a coffin handy in the room, and then you throwing it in anger.
Originally posted by Carol A
Hi Powerdoc -
So if you didn't throw a coffin, what did you actually throw?
I confess I've had some good laughs just trying to picture you with a coffin handy in the room, and then you throwing it in anger.
he was watching his TV in his coffin, yeah, and when the guy missed the goal he threw his arms wildly and the lid flew open and hit the curio that held the Crystal of Vlad the Impaler.
Vampires, they never tell stories right....
Originally posted by Carol A
Hi Powerdoc -
So if you didn't throw a coffin, what did you actually throw?
I confess I've had some good laughs just trying to picture you with a coffin handy in the room, and then you throwing it in anger.
I throw the cushion. Speaking of cushion my favorites are recovered of silk. Silk cushion, you know the one you find in coffins ...
Originally posted by Kickaha
Mmmmm... silk cushions.
Thanks.
All of us got majority hammered, and one genius looses a hand and goes on a rampage, and ends up punching a hole in the drywall and breaking two china plates that were hanging on the wall with one of those plate display doodad.
To clean up, I simply Pledge'd every wood surface in the house and opened the windows so when mom and dad came home all they would be able to smell was the faint lingering scent of lemon. To cover up the hole in the drywall I simply used the cover story of slipping on a rag and falling head-first into the wall. For the china however, I figured I was screwed as soon as soon as my parents saw it. I simply pieced it back together, and waited for them to find out.
When my parents got back they never noticed the plates and excepted my explanation of the drywall, I just had to pay for it. The best part however was the fact that a huge thunderstorm rolled through the area that night. My mom was up late writing and heard the two plates "shatter." The storm had simply vibrated the pieces apart, but she was none the wiser and blamed it on a lightning strike electrifying the chimney on which the plates were hung.
In conclusion:
1 Hole in Drywall: $20
2 Cans of Pledge: $8
Getting away with an awesome poker party: Priceless
So a really good story and some luck can take ya anywhere.