stupidest commercials ever

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  • Reply 21 of 49
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    "Tune in to Good Morning America on Monday morning to see what "IT" is"....







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  • Reply 22 of 49
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    Seems like them SUV commercials rank as the worst of all time...



    There was a Jeep Liberty ad I saw last night...where it caressingly drives up the Statue of Liberty's skirt and all the way up to the top. There was a song with it but I forgot what it was...I was getting nauseous at he time.



    Another thing...SUV's, much less any vehicle as far as I know...CANNOT DRIVE UP WALLS, STATUES OR THE SUN!
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  • Reply 23 of 49
    The Dell ads with Steve, WIndows XP ads, new Pentium 4 ads.



    What are you talking about the Tiger Woods Buick commercials are great!



    "Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore"

    "Are you Tiger Woods?"

    "No"



    "What? You were expecting Igor? Ahahahaha!..."



    The best commercials are almost every golf commercial.



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  • Reply 24 of 49
    Best ads are beer ads

    <a href="http://mmm.beer.com"; target="_blank">mmmm... beer... .com</a>
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  • Reply 25 of 49
    solosolo Posts: 89member
    posted by groverat :



    I find the Jeep tie-in with Band of Brothers pretty funny.

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    Ya, the funniest thing is that the commercial is about how Jeep helped the the Americans in WWII but now adays Jeep is owned by a German company
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  • Reply 26 of 49
    g4dudeg4dude Posts: 1,016member
    [quote]Originally posted by solo:

    <strong>posted by groverat :



    I find the Jeep tie-in with Band of Brothers pretty funny.

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    Ya, the funniest thing is that the commercial is about how Jeep helped the the Americans in WWII but now adays Jeep is owned by a German company </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Don't get me started on that supposed "merger of equals." It was more like a hostile takeover. Just as Chrysler comes alive and makes good cars again, they go sell themselves.
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  • Reply 27 of 49
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    I'd say the worst ad ever is a tie among all those local car ads where the announcer is dressed in a funny outfit, screaming at the top of his lungs, or they make their car out to be this AMAZING thing when it's just a car.



    Yeah, I really want to buy a car from someone who screams at me the whole time.



    Runners up: Personal injury lawyer commercials ("If you've been injured, you're going to need a lawyer."), or debt consolidation companies ("You've been so irresponsible with money, you get to sell your soul to us now.")
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  • Reply 28 of 49
    luckylucky Posts: 50member
    [quote]Originally posted by CosmoNut:

    <strong>Runners up: Personal injury lawyer commercials ("If you've been injured, you're going to need a lawyer."), or debt consolidation companies ("You've been so irresponsible with money, you get to sell your soul to us now.")</strong><hr></blockquote>



    <a href="http://www.adcritic.com/content/fx-network-the-x-show-lawyer.html"; target="_blank">http://www.adcritic.com/content/fx-network-the-x-show-lawyer.html</a>;



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  • Reply 29 of 49
    stimulistimuli Posts: 564member
    Car ads are especially funny. Because they're all the same car.



    You have all these ads for all these 'different' brands of car. They market them based on the music playing in the background. Techno. Jazz. Lame alternative. Rock. Classical.



    Lifestyle is the only way these companies can differentiate their products, because they're all the same product.



    <a href="http://www.adbusters.org/campaigns/first/toolbox/agitators/matthews.html"; target="_blank">

    </a>



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  • Reply 30 of 49
    [quote]Originally posted by stimuli:

    <strong>Car ads are especially funny. Because they're all the same car.



    You have all these ads for all these 'different' brands of car. They market them based on the music playing in the background. Techno. Jazz. Lame alternative. Rock. Classical.



    Lifestyle is the only way these companies can differentiate their products, because they're all the same product.



    <a href="http://www.adbusters.org/campaigns/first/toolbox/agitators/matthews.html"; target="_blank">

    </a>



    [ 12-04-2001: Message edited by: stimuli ]</strong><hr></blockquote>



    hardly

    a car is NOT just another car...

    japanese make very different cars than americans--japanese make smaller, more efficient cars w/ smaller engines and are more reliable. americans make bigger, noisier, much less efficient cars w/ huge engines that are more prone to break down. but theyre cheaper.

    european cars are kind of the middle ground, and more expensive cause they are higher quality usually--moreso the german brands.



    so please please never NEVER compare a freakin KIA (or hyundai) to a TOYOTA again--damn, those are probably the worst commercials...

    it dont matter what the price is...yer still buying a freakin kia, for the love of God...



    sry fer the rant, but please dont turn this into a car thread, cause not all cars are the same...

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  • Reply 31 of 49
    european cars are kind of the middle ground,

    Dont remember where I heard it, but supposedly some European car company is designing a straight out desil car (no fuel cells or anything) that gets 1000 miles on a gallon of desil.

    THAT is efficient.



    Now if only we could get fuel cells in cars...
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  • Reply 32 of 49
    [quote]Originally posted by The Toolboi:

    <strong>european cars are kind of the middle ground,

    Dont remember where I heard it, but supposedly some European car company is designing a straight out desil car (no fuel cells or anything) that gets 1000 miles on a gallon of desil.

    THAT is efficient.



    Now if only we could get fuel cells in cars...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    wow, thats impressive

    damn efficient--kiks the crap outta the hybrids

    but they need it alot more over there, w/ the feul prices being so high...

    prolly BMW...i wouldnt count on mercedes to be that innovative in that regard...

    or maybe VW...
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  • Reply 33 of 49
    ahem... did someone say BMW?



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  • Reply 34 of 49
    [quote]Originally posted by Jonathan:

    <strong>ahem... did someone say BMW?



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    hey jonny, start a car thread--ill give u more info than ud ever want



    <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
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  • Reply 35 of 49
    tmptmp Posts: 601member
    I think the line "The New Mayor of Truckville" is pretty lame.



    The Tiger Woods commercials aren't bad but the tagline "It's All Good" is awful- some lame Detroit marketing type trying to sound cool. Pathetic.



    G4Dude- do read AutoExtremist?
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  • Reply 36 of 49
    [quote]Originally posted by tmp:

    <strong>I think the line "The New Mayor of Truckville" is pretty lame.

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    yeah, no joke dude

    they were playing that damn piece of crap at every home football game here this season...

    such a POS...
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  • Reply 37 of 49
    g4dudeg4dude Posts: 1,016member
    [quote]Originally posted by tmp:

    <strong>I think the line "The New Mayor of Truckville" is pretty lame.



    The Tiger Woods commercials aren't bad but the tagline "It's All Good" is awful- some lame Detroit marketing type trying to sound cool. Pathetic.



    G4Dude- do read AutoExtremist?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    No, why?
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  • Reply 38 of 49
    idudeidude Posts: 352member
    I forgot about the Windows XP ads. The iPod ad does a better job showing what it can do than those. Since when can an OS let people fly?
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  • Reply 39 of 49
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Oh stop it...if Apple actually got off their ass and released an OS X commercials where people were flying around and so forth, you guys would be creaming your jeans and straining your noggins trying to come up with all the kudos and superlatives you could fling its way.



    "Man, that Apple commercial kicks ASS! People all flying around and shit..."



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  • Reply 40 of 49
    Hands down winner would have to be Phillip Morris for it's duplicitous "anti" teen smoking ads. Every single one of them has the sub-textual message that "only adults smoke and your just a woosy little mama's boy who doesn't have the balls to disobey his parents". You might as well do an add that shows teens who smoke getting laid more and then suggest that they might have to be worried about STDs if they smoke. That would do it!



    The only successful anti-smoking campaign is the one where they show teens that they are being manipulated by adults (the tobacco companies). They hate that!
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