Mike Tyson

groverat

Am I the only one who pities this guy?



The poor bastard is a certified lunatic but people keep talking him into making a spectacle of himself.



This latest thing with Lewis makes me think this guy is just cursed with insanity (serious mental illness, not just playing around "Oh he's crazy!") and destructive people around him.

eugene

I'm going to eat your asshole.

ryanthegreat

[quote]Originally posted by Eugene:

<strong>I'm going to eat your asshole.</strong><hr></blockquote>



ummmmm.... right. :eek:

artman @_@

Ladies and Gentlemen!

We are mere minutes away from the first one way space flight to the Sun! Let's introduce our first two crew members to you all!



Mr. Mike Tyson, boxer and total idiot!

Mr. O. J. Simpson, Hall of Famer and women killer!



Next week we'll be sending our next "brave astronauts"!



Mr. Gary Condit, Congressman and woman killer!

Mr. Kenneth Lay, CEO and shuckster!



More to come in the following weeks...there are plenty of assholes out there!



Don't forget our two hour special on the final lift off with Osama Bin Laden and Ayman Al-Zawahiri!



Sorry, my imagination on getting rid of all these fools escaped me...

groverat

oooh, a rimjob from Eugene. Is that what they teach in the California Edu system?

murbot

Hmm, maybe he's quoting Tyson with that statement. I seem to remember him going off a while ago saying "I'll eay you, I'll eat your kids..." etc, etc.



The idiot probably meant to say that he'd eat him, and that he's an asshole, and got them mixed up.



People just want to see this clown to see how low someone who was once at the top can actually go... I would LOVE to see him knocked out.

pscates

Man, he's an insane, emotionally warped thug. End of story.



He can't control himself, it seems.







I don't pity him at all. Just wish he'd go away.



Add to Artman's incredible rocket ride:



- Larry King

- Joan "who are you wearing?" Rivers

- Her horsefaced daughter Melissa

- Pam Anderson

- Dieon Sanders (gag...)



Oh, SO many more...it would take days.

spaceman_spiff

I can't work up too much sympathy for a convicted rapist who has maybe raped again.

glurx

Did anyone else notice the Hells Angel onstage during the melee? How are they involved in this?

the toolboi

Quote Badassmofos quoting Tyson:



[quote] I'll **** you in your ass white boy.

You're afraid of a real man.

I'll **** you till you love me.



Dammit. That is so close to a haiku, it's unbeleivable. <hr></blockquote>

groverat

Not "You are misunderstood" sympathy. He's not misunderstood, he's a nutcase, a certifiable nutcase. He admits it freely. He talks about how violent and horrible he is and says he's not suitable for normal life.



Yet people push him to do things.

People encourage him to continue self-destructive behavior.



It's easy for scum****s like Don King to make $$ off him because he gets all the blame. They put him out into the world and then don't take responsibility for it.



He's not intelligent enough to make these decisions.



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He should be locked up in a mental institution.



[ 01-23-2002: Message edited by: groverat ]</p>

eman

[quote]Originally posted by Eugene:

<strong>I'm going to eat your asshole.</strong><hr></blockquote>



That's discusting :eek:

pscates

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Courtesy of MacAgent



<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

logan cale

No, no, it's like this: :P*

logan cale

[quote]Originally posted by EmAn:

<strong>That's discusting :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>



Ah, come on. You gotta try it before you make statements like that.



Uhh, so, yeah...



&lt;backs out of thread&gt;

eugene

I was quoting what he said at the latest press conference.

robertp

This thread went down a dirt road fast!!!Um did I just say that? <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />

groverat

Eugene:



This man needs help.



Jeeeezus. :eek:

noahj

[quote]Originally posted by Eugene:

<strong>I was quoting what he said at the latest press conference.</strong><hr></blockquote>



So he starts by nibbling on your ear and works his way down I guess?? :eek:

moogs

While technically a member of our species, Mike "LOODIKWUSS" Tyson is not human in my opinion, much less sane by any meaningful definition. He's a fu*king animal.



What he needs is not pity, prison or anything of the sort. He needs tranquilizers...lot's of them. That, and a nice padded cell with a view. Logical decision-making abilities are not within his grasp. At one time wasn't he married to some shrink who was trying to convince everyone how sensitive he is, etc?



Unreal.

pookjp

[quote] I'm going to eat your asshole. <hr></blockquote>



Eugene, I've never laughed so hard on these boards. I wish you hadn't explained it.



- Pook