Pre-release Apple iPads subjected to abuse on late night TV

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  • Reply 61 of 76
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Dr Millmoss View Post


    I'm dying up here. Too late!



    So I go to the doctor and I say, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." And the doctor says "Time of death, 3:37."
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  • Reply 62 of 76
    dr millmossdr millmoss Posts: 5,403member
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    So I go to the doctor and I say, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." And the doctor says "Time of death, 3:37."



    My doctor is a great guy. He told me I had only six months to live. When I said I couldn't pay his bill, he gave me another six months.
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  • Reply 63 of 76
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Quote:
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    My doctor is a great guy. He told me I had only six months to live. When I said I couldn't pay his bill, he gave me another six months.



    Goddammit, you're better at this than me-- you're finding all ones that work naturally, whereas I'm obliged to rely on a general air of the macabre to make do.



    "Knock knock." " Who's there?" ( Bone chilling silence.)
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  • Reply 64 of 76
    solipsismsolipsism Posts: 25,726member
    Quote:
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    Goddammit, you're better at this than me-- you're finding all ones that work naturally, whereas I'm obliged to rely on a general air of the macabre to make do.



    I"ve been trying to join in for hours but nothing I have is coming together.
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  • Reply 65 of 76
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
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    I"ve been trying to join in for hours but nothing I have is coming together.



    I have a feeling this may go on for a while, so don't give up.
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  • Reply 66 of 76
    justflybobjustflybob Posts: 1,337member
    Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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  • Reply 67 of 76
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
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    Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'



    That's the spirit! Although I'm picturing Solipsism going "Doh!"
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  • Reply 68 of 76
    dr millmossdr millmoss Posts: 5,403member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by addabox View Post


    Goddammit, you're better at this than me-- you're finding all ones that work naturally, whereas I'm obliged to rely on a general air of the macabre to make do.



    "Knock knock." " Who's there?" ( Bone chilling silence.)



    These are ancient jokes. The gifts that keep on giving.



    I said to my doctor, I hurt my leg, what can I do? He said, limp!
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  • Reply 69 of 76
    justflybobjustflybob Posts: 1,337member
    My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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  • Reply 70 of 76
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Wait, wait, we're straying from the dead motif:



    Man goes to the doctor, doctor says "You have six months to live." Man says "I want a second opinion", so the doctor says "Alright, your dead."
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  • Reply 71 of 76
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Or was it zombies?



    Bum comes up to me, says "Buddy, I haven't had a bite in three days", so I devoured his brain.
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  • Reply 72 of 76
    justflybobjustflybob Posts: 1,337member
    Pity the poor dead atheist, placed in their best clothes in a fine coffin.



    All dressed up, and no place to go!
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  • Reply 73 of 76
    justflybobjustflybob Posts: 1,337member
    Q. What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?



    A. One less Drunk



    (No worries, mates. I'm Irish!)
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  • Reply 74 of 76
    fkickfkick Posts: 7member
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    Investigation has long revealed that there's already a spot for a webcam in the top/center of the aluminum framework (just as there is in the 3rd gen iPod Touch), but Apple decided not to install the camera.



    http://www.tuaw.com/2010/02/02/repai...s-camera-slot/



    Oh Well... I guess that one way to force early adopters to buy the next version come Spring 2011.



    DaHarder,

    It was evidence like that which first made me question the hole in bezel, do actual released unites of the Touch 3G have camera holes or was it just pre-production models? As one would assume Letterman and the unit used in the commercial ads (where users have claimed to see the hole as well) would be a production units of the ipad, begging the questions: could it be a last minute addition similar to youtube functionality on the iphone 2g. One can hope I suppose. At least for another 15 or so hours.
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  • Reply 75 of 76
    "You are buying a family"



    Dave is still the best. His humor bites like good satire should.
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  • Reply 76 of 76
    dr millmossdr millmoss Posts: 5,403member
    It's not easy being dead. The other day, God sneezed -- I didn't know what to say!
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