My doctor is a great guy. He told me I had only six months to live. When I said I couldn't pay his bill, he gave me another six months.
Goddammit, you're better at this than me-- you're finding all ones that work naturally, whereas I'm obliged to rely on a general air of the macabre to make do.
"Knock knock." " Who's there?" ( Bone chilling silence.)
Goddammit, you're better at this than me-- you're finding all ones that work naturally, whereas I'm obliged to rely on a general air of the macabre to make do.
I"ve been trying to join in for hours but nothing I have is coming together.
Goddammit, you're better at this than me-- you're finding all ones that work naturally, whereas I'm obliged to rely on a general air of the macabre to make do.
"Knock knock." " Who's there?" ( Bone chilling silence.)
These are ancient jokes. The gifts that keep on giving.
I said to my doctor, I hurt my leg, what can I do? He said, limp!
Investigation has long revealed that there's already a spot for a webcam in the top/center of the aluminum framework (just as there is in the 3rd gen iPod Touch), but Apple decided not to install the camera.
Oh Well... I guess that one way to force early adopters to buy the next version come Spring 2011.
DaHarder,
It was evidence like that which first made me question the hole in bezel, do actual released unites of the Touch 3G have camera holes or was it just pre-production models? As one would assume Letterman and the unit used in the commercial ads (where users have claimed to see the hole as well) would be a production units of the ipad, begging the questions: could it be a last minute addition similar to youtube functionality on the iphone 2g. One can hope I suppose. At least for another 15 or so hours.
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I'm dying up here. Too late!
So I go to the doctor and I say, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." And the doctor says "Time of death, 3:37."
So I go to the doctor and I say, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." And the doctor says "Time of death, 3:37."
My doctor is a great guy. He told me I had only six months to live. When I said I couldn't pay his bill, he gave me another six months.
My doctor is a great guy. He told me I had only six months to live. When I said I couldn't pay his bill, he gave me another six months.
Goddammit, you're better at this than me-- you're finding all ones that work naturally, whereas I'm obliged to rely on a general air of the macabre to make do.
"Knock knock." " Who's there?" ( Bone chilling silence.)
Goddammit, you're better at this than me-- you're finding all ones that work naturally, whereas I'm obliged to rely on a general air of the macabre to make do.
I"ve been trying to join in for hours but nothing I have is coming together.
I"ve been trying to join in for hours but nothing I have is coming together.
I have a feeling this may go on for a while, so don't give up.
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
That's the spirit! Although I'm picturing Solipsism going "Doh!"
Goddammit, you're better at this than me-- you're finding all ones that work naturally, whereas I'm obliged to rely on a general air of the macabre to make do.
"Knock knock." " Who's there?" ( Bone chilling silence.)
These are ancient jokes. The gifts that keep on giving.
I said to my doctor, I hurt my leg, what can I do? He said, limp!
Man goes to the doctor, doctor says "You have six months to live." Man says "I want a second opinion", so the doctor says "Alright, your dead."
Bum comes up to me, says "Buddy, I haven't had a bite in three days", so I devoured his brain.
All dressed up, and no place to go!
A. One less Drunk
(No worries, mates. I'm Irish!)
Investigation has long revealed that there's already a spot for a webcam in the top/center of the aluminum framework (just as there is in the 3rd gen iPod Touch), but Apple decided not to install the camera.
http://www.tuaw.com/2010/02/02/repai...s-camera-slot/
Oh Well... I guess that one way to force early adopters to buy the next version come Spring 2011.
DaHarder,
It was evidence like that which first made me question the hole in bezel, do actual released unites of the Touch 3G have camera holes or was it just pre-production models? As one would assume Letterman and the unit used in the commercial ads (where users have claimed to see the hole as well) would be a production units of the ipad, begging the questions: could it be a last minute addition similar to youtube functionality on the iphone 2g. One can hope I suppose. At least for another 15 or so hours.
Dave is still the best. His humor bites like good satire should.