The AppleOutsider Similie Game

jambojambo
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
Word association is getting old...



As fresh as a _____?



Leave your answer or post another similie to solve.



J :cool:
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  • Reply 1 of 41
    kaboomkaboom Posts: 286member
    [quote]As fresh as...<hr></blockquote>a Moxy Fruvous song



    As aimless as...
  • Reply 2 of 41
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    As aimless as...



    this thread.



    As rigid as...



    [edit - simile is for Jamie]



    [ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: groverat ]</p>
  • Reply 3 of 41
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    As rigid as



    an apple fan with a G5.



    as lumpy as....



    [ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: alcimedes ]</p>
  • Reply 4 of 41
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    as lumpy as.... kaboom's bed after he gets back from work and I've made the rounds with his wife (and dog).



    As inebriated as...
  • Reply 5 of 41
    stimulistimuli Posts: 564member
    ..kaboom's mother was when the savage groverat took advantage of her. As palpable as...
  • Reply 6 of 41
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    G5 frenzy and anticipation the day before a MacWorld Expo.



    As confusing as...
  • Reply 7 of 41
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    As confusing as... the obsession some people have with a computer company.



    As unbearable as...
  • Reply 8 of 41
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    as ubearable as





    threads starting with the word *confirmed*



    as annoying as....
  • Reply 9 of 41
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    as annoying as....



    when your boxers ride up your ass all day and you have to shuffle to get them out.



    As cheap as...
  • Reply 10 of 41
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    As cheap as...



    your mom.



    As insane as...



    [ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: Spart ]</p>
  • Reply 11 of 41
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    As insane as... thinking that Jamie is a female.



    As clean as...
  • Reply 12 of 41
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    As clean as a whistle. But only a new one because a used whistle wouldn't be very clean as it would be full of spit.



    As thick as...





    J :cool:



    BTW Spart that really would be insane.
  • Reply 13 of 41
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    [quote]Originally posted by groverat:

    <strong>As insane as... thinking that Jamie is a female.



    As clean as...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    My bad...ehh.



    As thick as...



    Spart's skull



    As smooth as...
  • Reply 14 of 41
    kaboomkaboom Posts: 286member
    As smooth as groverat's ass after I apply duct tape and rip it off.



    as apathetic as....



    [ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: kaboom ]</p>
  • Reply 15 of 41
    altivec_2.0altivec_2.0 Posts: 995member
    An Apple(Mac) a day keeps the pc's at bay.



    Har Har Har
  • Reply 16 of 41
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    As apathetic as... the people who think all similes have to involve "as".



    Cold like a...



    ---

    Ouch, kaboom!
  • Reply 17 of 41
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    Cold like a...



    dead cat's corpse that resulted in cat NEVER SHUTTING UP.



    As seductive as...
  • Reply 18 of 41
    glurxglurx Posts: 1,031member
    As seductive as...



    Cameron Diaz bringing you a new G5



    As unique as...
  • Reply 19 of 41
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    As unique as...



    the blind followers of Microsoft. They're *special*. You know, the lights are on and nobody's home....eh forget it.



    As sweet as...
  • Reply 20 of 41
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    As sweet as... a package of doraditos!



    That reference is as obscure as...
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