The AppleOutsider Similie Game

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  • Reply 21 of 41
    glurxglurx Posts: 1,031member
    That reference is as obscure as...



    the reason <a href="http://www.tesh.com/showpage.asp?code=fanclub"; target="_blank">John Tesh has fans</a>.



    As horrible as...
  • Reply 22 of 41
    metacommetacom Posts: 32member
    As horrible as...



    Dead baby jokes



    as wet as...
  • Reply 23 of 41
    glurxglurx Posts: 1,031member
    as wet as...



    my eyes are from laughing at dead baby jokes.



    as cold as...
  • Reply 24 of 41
    stimulistimuli Posts: 564member
    ..Princess Di jokes were shortly after her death.



    As innocuous as...
  • Reply 25 of 41
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    As innocuous as... making jokes about dead people.



    Shiny as....
  • Reply 26 of 41
    g4dudeg4dude Posts: 1,016member
    Shiny as the chrome apple on my new iMac



    My free throw shot had spin like...
  • Reply 27 of 41
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    ...The Mac OS pinwheel. But, it wasn't as heavy as...



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  • Reply 28 of 41
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    But, it wasn't as heavy as... your mom after Thanksgiving dinner.



    Cheech hits that bong as hard as...
  • Reply 29 of 41
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    is about as necessary as



    that third testicle, just in case



    which of course is as useful as....
  • Reply 30 of 41
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    which of course is as useful as.... a kleenex in a shitstorm.



    Nothing, and I mean nothing, sounds as good as...
  • Reply 31 of 41
    sapisapi Posts: 207member
    Nothing, and I mean nothing, sounds as good as... my wife having an orgasm..



    As painful as..
  • Reply 32 of 41
    lobrassohslobrassohs Posts: 15member
    As painful as finding out that you have a bad case of "Vietnamese Clap" three weeks after you and the guys visited that shady whore house...



    George Bush is As hopped up on Coke like
  • Reply 33 of 41
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    George Bush is As hopped up on Coke like you must've been when you wrote that whack-ass beginning to a simile.



    That opener was as incoherent as...
  • Reply 34 of 41
    kaboomkaboom Posts: 286member
    That opener was as incoherent as... Mohammad Ali with a mouthful of Rice Krispy Treats.



    groverat is as lame as...
  • Reply 35 of 41
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    groverat is as lame as... a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest



    Macs suck harder than...
  • Reply 36 of 41
    lobrassohslobrassohs Posts: 15member
    Macs Suck harder than Goverat's father at a cock fest (and by cock, i mean rooster ¬.¬)



    macs dont suck, just like
  • Reply 37 of 41
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by tonton:

    <strong>Macs don't suck, just like PCs don't.



    Life is like a box of... (explain)</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Life is like a box of chocolate, when you start to eat somes, you never wanted to stop until the box is empty.



    Admins and Moderators should be ...(explain )
  • Reply 38 of 41
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    Admins and Moderators should be around a bit

    <a href="http://forums.appleinsider.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000985"; target="_blank">more often</a>.



    (Not sure if that's quite a similie though powerdoc )



    As unimaginable as...
  • Reply 39 of 41
    little mouselittle mouse Posts: 127member
    as unemaginable as apple going out of buisness



    as happy i will be when...
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