Take a number: Steve Jobs turned away from busy San Fran pizzeria

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  • Reply 21 of 249
    Proof positive that Apple is DOOMED.
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  • Reply 22 of 249
    coolcatcoolcat Posts: 156member
    So who is this "Ryan" fag anyways? Is he a Photoshop guru or something?
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  • Reply 23 of 249
    chris_cachris_ca Posts: 2,543member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by AppleInsider View Post


    another user, "fred," did an illustration with the photo to prove that the shadows in the photo were, in fact, accurate.



    The vanishing point for shadows are directly beneath the light source (the sun in this case) so they would be behind the camera, not in front of it.

    The shadows should appear to point outwards from the center of the picture, not towards the center.
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  • Reply 24 of 249
    Give the man some food! He has a medical condition!
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  • Reply 25 of 249
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    Originally Posted by BonusFeatures View Post


    seriously? is this considered news?



    It's considered comic relief from all the other real news. Plus it's fun to read the comments, especially the one about seeing Jobs at a Giants game taking a whiz. He'd never be noticed because it's common wisdom that no one looks at anyone else when they go into a men's room.
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  • Reply 26 of 249
    malaxmalax Posts: 1,598member
    There are a lot of SJ haters out there that if you said "Steve went to a pizza place and couldn't get a table" would immediately assume/assert that the next sentence would be able how upset he got and what crazy thing he did to get his way. Nope, sorry. Richer than all of us combined and his reaction was to accept the situation and eat somewhere else. Sometimes we have to be reminded that we are not the sum of our notworthy outbursts, and neither is SJ.
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  • Reply 27 of 249
    Jobs is married right?



    Who was his "companion?"



    Hopefully not that young girl next to him.
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  • Reply 28 of 249
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    Originally Posted by zoetmb View Post


    This is why Apple stock is going to crash big time when Jobs eventually leaves Apple. People are absurdly obsessed with Steve Jobs. It's a good thing he's married and not out dating Hollywood starlets or whatever - in that case, we'd be reading about him more than Lindsay Lohan.



    Jobs needs to start giving thought to the idea that the people at Apple who actually do all the work might be getting increasingly frustrated and insulted that the average Joe probably thinks Jobs personally designs every product Apple releases and personally runs every single aspect of Apple's day-to-day operations.



    And if Steve Jobs wants to go out and eat pizza, I think everyone involved should try to make that happen. He definitely looks like he could use the fat and carbs. But one nice thing about this is that he didn't pull any strings to make them give him a table. If he had done that, the press would have turned it into an "end of western civilization" issue.



    Clearly, you are obsessed with Steve Jobs.
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  • Reply 29 of 249
    I own a Jeans store in Paris. Yesterday Steven Jobs passed by and waited in line to get one of

    our famous stonewashed ( now special price ! ) jeans.

    When it was his turn we had to close the store for lunchtime and told him we would be happy

    if he pass by later.



    greetings,

    Gaston Lagaffe

    Boutique :

    " Jeans4ever "

    77.Rue du Bluff

    Paris



    Ps: Now SOLDES- Jeans starting from

    $ 50 only

    _______________________________________







    dariva
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  • Reply 30 of 249
    I'm just glad he got to the front of the line when it really counts: liver transplants

    The world needs Steve Jobs more than Steve Jobs needs the world.

    Thank you Steve, for not dying too soon.
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  • Reply 31 of 249
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ruel24 View Post


    He puts his pants on one leg at a time like everyone else.



    The only difference is that he makes millions after doing it.
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  • Reply 32 of 249
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 9secondko View Post


    Jobs is married right?



    Who was his "companion?"



    Hopefully not that young girl next to him.



    What if she's his daughter? Niece? C'mon.
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  • Reply 33 of 249
    neilmneilm Posts: 1,004member
    And here was the final reason to un-bookmark the increasingly useless, not to mention poorly written, AI web site. What a waste of perfectly good electrons.
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  • Reply 34 of 249
    eauviveeauvive Posts: 239member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by dariva View Post


    I own a Jeans store in Paris. Yesterday Steven Jobs passed by and waited in line to get one of

    our famous stonewashed ( now special price ! ) jeans.

    When it was his turn we had to close the store for lunchtime and told him we would be happy

    if he pass by later.



    greetings,

    Gaston Lagaffe

    Boutique :

    " Jeans4ever "

    77.Rue du Bluff

    Paris



    Ps: Now SOLDES- Jeans starting from

    $ 50 only

    _______________________________________







    dariva



    La rue du Bluff, c'est dans quel arrondissement ?



    That's why I will NEVER live in the US: you have so few good restaurants, and, consequently, the good ones are always crowded!
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  • Reply 35 of 249
    lloekilloeki Posts: 18member
    There could have been much rigorous ways to detect a fraud. A bit of forensics of some sort would show without doubt if this was a fake: http://www.hackerfactor.com/blog/ind...-Victoria.html
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  • Reply 36 of 249
    msuberlymsuberly Posts: 247member
    1. That Steve Jobs eats pizza,



    2. That Steve jobs has to wait in line,



    3. That Steve Jobs didn't get a table,



    4. That some guy named "Ryan" thinks the photo is fake, or



    5. That the AI writers are bored today?
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  • Reply 37 of 249
    dr millmossdr millmoss Posts: 5,403member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by zoetmb View Post


    This is why Apple stock is going to crash big time when Jobs eventually leaves Apple. People are absurdly obsessed with Steve Jobs. It's a good thing he's married and not out dating Hollywood starlets or whatever - in that case, we'd be reading about him more than Lindsay Lohan.



    Jobs needs to start giving thought to the idea that the people at Apple who actually do all the work might be getting increasingly frustrated and insulted that the average Joe probably thinks Jobs personally designs every product Apple releases and personally runs every single aspect of Apple's day-to-day operations.



    And if Steve Jobs wants to go out and eat pizza, I think everyone involved should try to make that happen. He definitely looks like he could use the fat and carbs. But one nice thing about this is that he didn't pull any strings to make them give him a table. If he had done that, the press would have turned it into an "end of western civilization" issue.



    As opposed to an "end of Apple" issue?
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  • Reply 38 of 249
    macinthe408macinthe408 Posts: 1,050member
    Quote:

    busy San Fran pizzeria



    Obviously not written by an SF native.



    Do not call it "San Fran" nor "Frisco." It's "The City." Or, if you're referring to it from outside the Bay Area, San Francisco works just fine.
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  • Reply 39 of 249
    nvidia2008nvidia2008 Posts: 9,262member




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  • Reply 40 of 249
    ruel24ruel24 Posts: 432member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ghostface147 View Post


    The only difference is that he makes millions after doing it.



    And that makes him better than the next guy? Please!
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