GWB Announces New Homeland Security Plan

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  • Reply 21 of 50
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by Anders:

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    Sorry. I bow to your Phd.ness. I am not worthy to question your superiour post that are cuts through with intelligent reasoning and make the rest of us look like stupid sheep.



    Noone else can make a five word reply and put everybody else in amazement.



    [ 06-07-2002: Message edited by: Anders ]</strong><hr></blockquote>



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 22 of 50
    [quote]Originally posted by Spart:

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    Overwhelm us with your superiour intelligence O great one!



    Or, better than that, STFU, go off some place, and kill yourself. After that we will build a monument to your supreme intelligence and then procede to blow it apart with C4 after putting graffiti all over it.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    QED



    How about this. Everyone go and fact check everything they've posted here and report back. Otherwise STFU.
  • Reply 23 of 50
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    Or, better than that, STFU, go off some place, and kill yourself. After that we will build a monument to your supreme intelligence and then procede to blow it apart with C4 after putting graffiti all over it.



    OBL? WTF! OMG!

    BTW, FOAD.



    PS, HAND.
  • Reply 24 of 50
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    [quote]Originally posted by Outsider:

    <strong>OBL? WTF! OMG!

    BTW, FOAD.



    PS, HAND.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    HAND? That's a new one...
  • Reply 25 of 50
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,039member
    [quote]Originally posted by scott_h_phd:

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    QED



    How about this. Everyone go and fact check everything they've posted here and report back. Otherwise STFU.</strong><hr></blockquote>
  • Reply 26 of 50
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    [quote]Originally posted by scott_h_phd:

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    QED



    How about this. Everyone go and fact check everything they've posted here and report back. Otherwise STFU.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Errm....I was trying to type out what I heard, post it here, and listen to the TV at the same time. Then I criticized you for acting like the stuck-up jackass that you are. Can't you just admit that you aren't the smartest God damned person in the world, Dr. Scott? Calling us all stupid isn't going to get your popularity up much past oh, say, bin Laden.
  • Reply 27 of 50
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    "I used to drink whiskey, but I forget."



    -Billy Joe Shaver
  • Reply 28 of 50
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    [quote]Originally posted by Spart:

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    HAND? That's a new one...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    NM...I figured it out. What blatant sarcasm you have.
  • Reply 29 of 50
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    HAND is have a nice day!
  • Reply 30 of 50
    rick1138rick1138 Posts: 938member
    They could also call it the Federal Security Bureau.
  • Reply 31 of 50
    pfflampfflam Posts: 5,053member
    [quote] from scott and his phd(?!?!):

    "fact check " <hr></blockquote>



    You mean it wasn't going to be the Knowledge Guard Bureau :confused:



    hmmm?!? maybe it was the Force for American Security Counter-Intelligence & Safety vz Terrorist Squad . .

    . with the in-field- being the Gaurdians Of Order, National Squad ...ehem?!?!



    i seem to remember that these were also unpopular names as well . . . but apparently some in the administration really felt that, reading between the lines, these names revealed the true 'essence' of the new idea of der Hiemat . . .ehem.. I mean, the Homeland security administtration ....

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    [ 06-07-2002: Message edited by: pfflam ]</p>
  • Reply 32 of 50
    pfflampfflam Posts: 5,053member
    double post



    [ 06-07-2002: Message edited by: pfflam ]</p>
  • Reply 33 of 50
    scott_h_phdscott_h_phd Posts: 448member
    I'm not talking about the name.
  • Reply 34 of 50
    pfflampfflam Posts: 5,053member
    . . .I don't know... what do you think of thse names though Scott . . . do you think they would be fitting? or could be?
  • Reply 35 of 50
    scott_h_phdscott_h_phd Posts: 448member
    I don't think it matters just so long as the job is done right. But we all "know" Ashcroft is a hood wearin' bigot and Bu$h is the puppet of Big Oil (TM) and this is all just the start of the American SS. So what does it matter what it's called while I hyperventilate in an effort to brand every Bush idea as some secret move to remove our rights?



    [ 06-07-2002: Message edited by: scott_h_phd ]</p>
  • Reply 36 of 50
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,039member
    [quote]Originally posted by scott_h_phd:

    <strong>I don't think it matters just so long as the job is done right. But we all "know" Ashcroft is a hook wearin' bigot and BuSh is the puppet of Big Oil (TM) and this is all just the start of the American SS. So what does it matter what it's called while I hyperventilate in an effort to brand every Bush idea as some secret move to remove our rights?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I am beginning to like you more and more. Hook wearin bigot......LOL. Yeah, and Adolf Bush........
  • Reply 37 of 50
    GWB is doing a fine job! More guts than his old man. I could still take him though.
  • Reply 38 of 50
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    Nurse? What is the president doing out of his bed?
  • Reply 39 of 50
    I'm up and about, laddie. I've just been resting up. Now, its time to open up a can o' whoop ass on Osama. Prepare my ship.
  • Reply 40 of 50
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    [quote]Originally posted by Ronald Reagan:

    <strong>I'm up and about, laddie. I've just been resting up. Now, its time to open up a can o' whoop ass on Osama. Prepare my ship.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    ***Pulling out a card board model ship from a 50´s Hollywood studio***



    Yes Mr. President. She is ready for you to take command. Fine day for fighting evil isn´t it?

    ***Making signs to the stage manager to turn on the "fine day"-light, to move the fake waves and to bring a scarecrow OBL in a rowing boat onto the stage***

    Ohh look isn´t that evil red bastart Osama Bin Laden in that ship out there? Here take this gun ***hands Reagan a plastic toy gun*** and shoot him. Mr. president? Mr. President? Okay he felt asleep. Nurse bring him to his bed again and make sure he doesn´t leave his room again. I´m tired of playing this game every day okay?
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