What is the oldest joke in the world?

vargas

Is it:



A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?"



<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />

pscates

Or is it:



"Hey, I just flew in from Cleveland...and boy, are my arms tired!"



&lt;snare, cymbal crash&gt;

god

My, it was a long time ago, but I seem to remember the oldest joke ever, being the "What is the oldest joke in the world?" joke.



- God



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powerdoc

The oldest joke of the world is :

god exist (not the real one, but the one who write on AI)

cdhostage

Yo daddy so fat....



(God being a GODDAMN PATERNALIST!) ARg.

gardenofearthlydelights

Okay? stop me if you've heard this one before &lt;crash&gt; &lt;#%#$&gt; &lt;scuffle, scuffle&gt; &lt;oof!&gt; &lt;$%!obscenity!@&gt;



Okay, I got another one &lt;/and now for something completely different...&gt;

roduk

[quote]Originally posted by Vargas:

<strong>Is it:



A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?"



<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



A sausage walks into a bar, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here"

fran441

I'm not sure of the oldest joke, but the biggest jokes around here recently were Psychobabble and Doctor von Evil. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



But you wouldn't know that since you weren't here yet, right Vargas?

undotwa

"I came, I saw, I conquer"



Well I thought it was funny...

masterzeus

"I walked into a bar, and it hurt."



pscates, I believe it should be:



&lt;snare, snare, cymbal crash&gt;

jambo

[quote]Originally posted by Vargas:

<strong>



A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

</strong><hr></blockquote>



[quote]Originally posted by RodUK:

<strong>



A sausage walks into a bar, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here"</strong><hr></blockquote>



Mix these jokes together add a bit of France and you get:



A horse walks into a French bar, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here. Oh and, why the long face?" <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



J :cool:

mimac

A guy says to his doctor "Doc, everytime I f@rt it sounds like 'Honda' ".

The Doc looks puzzled and asks "...as in 'Honda' motorcycles?"

"yea, like 'Honda' everytime I f@rt!" says the guy.

So the doc checks him and finds nothing wrong so asks the guy to open his mouth.

"Hmmm, I see what the trouble is here" says the doc.

"You've got a large abcess in your mouth".

"But its my a$$ , not my mouth" says the guy.

The doc replies "...but do you not know that Abcess makes the f@rt go Honda!"

jesperas

Windows.

thuh freak

i got one, its not really old (or atleast i only heard it fairly recently), but its kinda harsh.



Why can't Hellen Keller have kids?

because she's dead.



i got some more. heres a coupla 1-liner from w. allen:

"i'm not afriad of dying, i just don't want to be there when it happens."

"I'm at 2 with nature."

"If only God were to make me a clear sign. Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying."

leviathan

[quote]Originally posted by Fran441:

<strong>I'm not sure of the oldest joke, but the biggest jokes around here recently were Psychobabble and Doctor von Evil. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



But you wouldn't know that since you weren't here yet, right Vargas? </strong><hr></blockquote>



i dont get it...is this a private joke or is it just me?? sorry



whilst i'm here though....the oldest joke in the world has to be...



any fu*kin 'knock knock' joke



or



"what do donkeys get for dinner........20mins"

-Peter Kay (the god of laughter)



if you dont get this then sorry it is an english joke, and if you still dont get it go to bloody blackpool!

hassan i sabbah

I mean, take my mother-in-law.



Please.

vargas

What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?



Sir!



<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />

vargas

A man is sat in a bar when he notices a man sat next to him with a big case on the floor beside him. "What's in the case?" he asks the man. The man opens the case and out walks a little man. This little man pulls out a little piano and plays some beautiful tunes on it. "Where did you get him?" He asks the man, "I have a genie who grants wishes. Would you liketo make a wish?" the man replies. "Sure" he says. The man summons his genie and the other man asks it for a million Bucks. The genie snaps his fingers and the bar is filled with a million ducks. "What?" he shouts "I asked for Bucks, not ducks!". "Please" the other man whispers "my genies a little hard of hearing. You really don't think I asked him for a 12 inch pianist!"

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vargas

Some geometric shapes are having a drink in a bar. The square says to the circle, "Your round."





<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />



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zo

"Microsoft Works"

vargas

What do you call a man with a Banana in each ear?



Anything you want, he can't hear you!