What is the oldest joke in the world?
Is it:
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
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"Hey, I just flew in from Cleveland...and boy, are my arms tired!"
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god exist (not the real one, but the one who write on AI)
(God being a GODDAMN PATERNALIST!) ARg.
Okay, I got another one </and now for something completely different...>
<strong>Is it:
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
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A sausage walks into a bar, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here"
But you wouldn't know that since you weren't here yet, right Vargas?
Well I thought it was funny...
pscates, I believe it should be:
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<strong>
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
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[quote]Originally posted by RodUK:
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A sausage walks into a bar, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here"</strong><hr></blockquote>
Mix these jokes together add a bit of France and you get:
A horse walks into a French bar, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here. Oh and, why the long face?" <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
J :cool:
The Doc looks puzzled and asks "...as in 'Honda' motorcycles?"
"yea, like 'Honda' everytime I f@rt!" says the guy.
So the doc checks him and finds nothing wrong so asks the guy to open his mouth.
"Hmmm, I see what the trouble is here" says the doc.
"You've got a large abcess in your mouth".
"But its my a$$ , not my mouth" says the guy.
The doc replies "...but do you not know that Abcess makes the f@rt go Honda!"
Why can't Hellen Keller have kids?
because she's dead.
i got some more. heres a coupla 1-liner from w. allen:
"i'm not afriad of dying, i just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I'm at 2 with nature."
"If only God were to make me a clear sign. Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
<strong>I'm not sure of the oldest joke, but the biggest jokes around here recently were Psychobabble and Doctor von Evil. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
But you wouldn't know that since you weren't here yet, right Vargas? </strong><hr></blockquote>
i dont get it...is this a private joke or is it just me?? sorry
whilst i'm here though....the oldest joke in the world has to be...
any fu*kin 'knock knock' joke
or
"what do donkeys get for dinner........20mins"
-Peter Kay (the god of laughter)
if you dont get this then sorry it is an english joke, and if you still dont get it go to bloody blackpool!
Please.
Sir!
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[ 07-03-2002: Message edited by: Vargas ]</p>
Anything you want, he can't hear you!