What's the difference between a beer and a girl?

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  • Reply 21 of 46
    macskickassmacskickass Posts: 108member
    Uh, this is a little off-topic but what is the legal drinking age in Israel PC'KILLA?
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  • Reply 22 of 46
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Hmm, to tell you the truth, I really don't know. Israelis aren't big on alcohol, and I never really drunk until after I finished the army. It wasn?t ever an issue for me. If I had to guess I would guess it's 18. Maybe even earlier. I'm thinking this because now you can get your motor license in Israel before you turn 18. Whereas before you couldn?t.





    mika.



    [ 07-22-2002: Message edited by: PC^KILLA ]</p>
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  • Reply 23 of 46
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    I'm a female...



    I can have a beer...



    but to have a girl i should be lesbic!!

    i'm not...



    so i prefer the beer...
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  • Reply 24 of 46
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    [quote]Originally posted by PC^KILLA:

    <strong>Yes, the numbers aren't good..

    And most people prefer a cheap Poon-Tang over a cheap beer. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />





    mika.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Dude. . . Iron City -- a fine Pittsburgh brew that is priced similar to Colt 45. I actually think its better than Bud, which I consider to be a decent, mid range brew. Iron city is $11 a case, even in the People's Republic of Maryland.



    And as Eugene said: I can get a beer.
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  • Reply 25 of 46
    gringo viejogringo viejo Posts: 42member
    Mulattabianca :



    I love the website.
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  • Reply 26 of 46
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    Thanks Gringo



    sign the guestbook as well if you want...



    ehehe.. if i one day come to Texas i'll offer a beer
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  • Reply 27 of 46
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,067member
    [quote]Originally posted by Splinemodel:

    <strong>



    Dude. . . Iron City -- a fine Pittsburgh brew that is priced similar to Colt 45. I actually think its better than Bud, which I consider to be a decent, mid range brew. Iron city is $11 a case, even in the People's Republic of Maryland.



    And as Eugene said: I can get a beer.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    LOL. But, you need to remember that alcohol is MUCH more expensive in PA. MUCH.



    I'll have to remember " The People's Republic of Maryland" . LOL.

    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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  • Reply 28 of 46
    leviathanleviathan Posts: 161member
    if your mum catches you with a beer late at night she doesnt really mind
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  • Reply 29 of 46
    leviathanleviathan Posts: 161member
    you dont have to take a beer out for dinner
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  • Reply 30 of 46
    leviathanleviathan Posts: 161member
    you dont have to give a sh1te with a beer for it to stay with you
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  • Reply 31 of 46
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    There are some things you just don't do with a beer.
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  • Reply 32 of 46
    leviathanleviathan Posts: 161member
    there are some things you just dont do with a beer!
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  • Reply 33 of 46
    leviathanleviathan Posts: 161member
    [quote]Originally posted by leviathan:

    <strong>there are some things you just dont do with a beer!</strong><hr></blockquote>



    sorry about that vargus....heres another



    a beer doesnt mind if you share it with friends
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  • Reply 34 of 46
    stupider...likeafoxstupider...likeafox Posts: 1,618member
    once a beer is drunk the fun's over.

    once a girl is drunk the fun's just starting.....
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  • Reply 35 of 46
    leviathanleviathan Posts: 161member
    with both beer and girls nuts are the currency for a successful evening
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  • Reply 36 of 46
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    [quote]Originally posted by leviathan:

    <strong>with both beer and girls nuts are the currency for a successful evening</strong><hr></blockquote>



    But with most girls you don't need salted nuts!
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  • Reply 37 of 46
    leviathanleviathan Posts: 161member
    beers will never insult you if it wasnt good for them
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  • Reply 38 of 46
    leviathanleviathan Posts: 161member
    your friends will gladly let you have the best beer in the house
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  • Reply 39 of 46
    scott_h_phdscott_h_phd Posts: 448member
    When you're sick of beer you can just puke and flush it down the toilet.
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  • Reply 40 of 46
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    [quote]Originally posted by scott_h_phd:

    <strong>When you're sick of beer you can just puke and flush it down the toilet.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    You can puke and flush a girl down the toilet too.



    As long as you cut her into small enough pieces...
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