What's the difference between a beer and a girl?

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  • Reply 41 of 46
    leviathanleviathan Posts: 161member
    a beer doesnt mind bein stored till needed
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  • Reply 42 of 46
    leviathanleviathan Posts: 161member
    a beer doesnt care if you remaniss about your first
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  • Reply 43 of 46
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    There's never any confusion as to which end one should apply one's lips to when sampling beer.





    mika.
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  • Reply 44 of 46
    scott_h_phdscott_h_phd Posts: 448member
    You can enjoy a beer while using the bathroom.
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  • Reply 45 of 46
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    (thehe.. i'm a female but..)



    the beer doesn't talk bull$$it of me behind my back.



    the beer doesn't look me jealously because i'm more in forum and slimmer than it / she is.



    the beer don't make too much noise in the train so i can read a book without being disturbed.



    i don't have to be jealous for a beer because my bf doesn't drink ... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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  • Reply 46 of 46
    gobble gobblegobble gobble Posts: 615member
    [quote]Originally posted by Jamie:

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    You can puke and flush a girl down the toilet too.



    As long as you cut her into small enough pieces...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    And I just figured that you didn't have a girlfriend because you're gay.... <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" />



    [ 07-25-2002: Message edited by: gobble gobble ]</p>
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