The Witty Replies to Normal Questions Thread

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  • Reply 21 of 44
    g4dudeg4dude Posts: 1,016member
    [quote]Originally posted by i am monkey:

    <strong>



    Guess who?



    Monkey Poo!</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I always thought it was "chicken butt" and "chicken poo." Whatever.



    "Guess why?"

    "Chicken pot pie"
  • Reply 22 of 44
    tmptmp Posts: 601member
    The one time anyone yelled "fag" at me was in West Hollywood when I was running. It was the typical bunch of jerks; two guys in a Jeep with their girlfriends. Since it was at a light in front of a busy restaurant, (and since I could have easily stomped a big hole in their puny, acne covered pusses, if I wanted to) I just looked over at them and said "DUH! Your're in fu@king West Hollywood, what did you expect to find, migrating wildebeest?



    They didn't have a comeback for that.



    [ 07-23-2002: Message edited by: tmp ]</p>
  • Reply 23 of 44
    [quote]There are no fags in Westwood. They're in Exposition Park. And they like to wear burgundy and gold.

    There are quite a few drunk college chicks in Westwood, tho. God bless them.<hr></blockquote>



    Shanny, you weren't one of those 'men' in the car the other morning I trust?



  • Reply 24 of 44
    cdhostagecdhostage Posts: 1,038member
    I've been touring college towns recently and noticed a much higher incidence of blatant homosexuality than in "normal" towns.



    Fine and good with me. I don't mind that my brother is gay, it just means I won't get any nephews.



    Then comes along a group of young ladies with the Zombie Makeup on (seen three or four of those cliques) and I'll be darned if one of them wasn't wearing a dog collar. With a license.
  • Reply 25 of 44
    [quote]Originally posted by Samantha Joanne Ollendale:

    <strong>



    Shanny, you weren't one of those 'men' in the car the other morning I trust?



    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Nah. My mornings are occupied by only 2 things. Work and sleep.

    You did understand my dig at the burgundy and gold in expy park, right?
  • Reply 26 of 44
    tmptmp Posts: 601member
    you mean those guys who named their football team after a condom?
  • Reply 27 of 44
    I think we have a winner.
  • Reply 28 of 44
    Can you talk smack about another school being gay when your school's colors are gold and baby blue?
  • Reply 29 of 44
    tmptmp Posts: 601member
    Actually my school's team colors are purple and white. Like Barney.
  • Reply 30 of 44
    [quote]Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath:

    <strong>Can you talk smack about another school being gay when your school's colors are gold and baby blue?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Baby Blue is cute!

    I remember the Baby Blue and Gold wiping the ground with some Navy and Gold.



    Behold the "The Onion Beer Stein of Triumph!"

  • Reply 31 of 44
    That's maize and blue to you, you beer swilling, sun-drenched, no bowl playing in, stalled in traffic, losing to gay Trojans, providing tech support to star-gazing 3rd rate journalists, Gilmore Girls watching, Eskimo romancing BRUIN!
  • Reply 32 of 44
    Eskimo hit on me first.
  • Reply 33 of 44
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    "Wazzzuuuuuuuuuuup?"

    "Wazzuppppp?"

    "Wazzzzzzzuuuuuuuuup?"

    "Wazzzzzzzuppppp?"

    "Wazzuuuuuppp?"

    "Wazzzzzzzzuuuuupp?"

    "Waaaaazzzuuuuuup?"

    "Wazzuppp?"
  • Reply 34 of 44
    tmptmp Posts: 601member
    [quote]Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath:

    <strong>That's maize and blue to you, you beer swilling, sun-drenched, no bowl playing in, stalled in traffic, losing to gay Trojans, providing tech support to star-gazing 3rd rate journalists, Gilmore Girls watching, Eskimo romancing BRUIN!</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Oh yeah? Well you've got Bill Gates!
  • Reply 35 of 44
    pushermanpusherman Posts: 410member
    [quote]Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath:

    <strong>Can you talk smack about another school being gay when your school's colors are gold and baby blue?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Believe me, if there were gay football teams, my life would be a lot more interesting.
  • Reply 36 of 44
    If I owned a football team, my life would be more interesting.
  • Reply 37 of 44
    cdhostagecdhostage Posts: 1,038member
    If I owned a gay footbnall team.... hmm.



    Well, I guess I'd pimp them on the Tip.
  • Reply 38 of 44
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    Ehehe...



    my secret question in my mails etc is an example of these question completely unrelated to their answers!!



    so i put a casual question.. my pets name, my last 4 dgts of the credit card, any digits that my fingers hit.. wretshfncsadhbjnhgfd__Dewt?? ANY ANY question ever... the answer NEVER relates to the question <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 39 of 44
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    if someone says " I'm thinking ..." say "no! don't hurt yourself!"



  • Reply 40 of 44
    Ahhh but is asking for "Grey Poupon" a normal question? <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />



    Most folks just ask for mustard.
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