The Witty Replies to Normal Questions Thread

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  • Reply 41 of 44
    dragging this back on topic:



    Coffe please.



    Black or white?



    Brown, thanks.



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    Have you got a match?



    Yeah, your face and my arse. (or ass for you yanks).





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    Have you got a match?



    Only Errol Flynn but he's dead now.



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    Can I order a taxi please?



    No problem.



    How long will it be?



    About 2 metres.



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    Do you smoke?



    Only when I'm on fire.



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  • Reply 42 of 44
    [quote]Originally posted by thuh Freak:

    <strong>one of the best answers to give to any question is "affirmative", or "yes" (to the syllablly challenged), or some other affirming phrase. Sometimes a negative phrase is good, but they often just come out harsh, and not witty. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Reminds me of eliza, the AI (Artificial Intelligence, not Apple Insider) psychotherapist.



    On MacOS X, there's emacs with eliza installed. Try:



    1. Open the Terminal.

    2. Type 'emacs'.

    3. Type ESC X

    4. In the bottom line, there should be displayed 'M-x'. Type 'doctor' RETURN

    5. Follow the on screen instructions. Enter some questions and statements.

    6. To quit emacs, type CTRL-X, CTRL-C
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  • Reply 43 of 44
    ha ha haha, that doctor rules!!
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  • Reply 44 of 44
    If someone asks you to "flip off the light" give the light the finger ....gloo.... works with the TV also
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