<strong>one of the best answers to give to any question is "affirmative", or "yes" (to the syllablly challenged), or some other affirming phrase. Sometimes a negative phrase is good, but they often just come out harsh, and not witty. </strong><hr></blockquote>
Reminds me of eliza, the AI (Artificial Intelligence, not Apple Insider) psychotherapist.
On MacOS X, there's emacs with eliza installed. Try:
1. Open the Terminal.
2. Type 'emacs'.
3. Type ESC X
4. In the bottom line, there should be displayed 'M-x'. Type 'doctor' RETURN
5. Follow the on screen instructions. Enter some questions and statements.
Comments
Coffe please.
Black or white?
Brown, thanks.
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Have you got a match?
Yeah, your face and my arse. (or ass for you yanks).
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Have you got a match?
Only Errol Flynn but he's dead now.
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Can I order a taxi please?
No problem.
How long will it be?
About 2 metres.
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Do you smoke?
Only when I'm on fire.
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<strong>one of the best answers to give to any question is "affirmative", or "yes" (to the syllablly challenged), or some other affirming phrase. Sometimes a negative phrase is good, but they often just come out harsh, and not witty. </strong><hr></blockquote>
Reminds me of eliza, the AI (Artificial Intelligence, not Apple Insider) psychotherapist.
On MacOS X, there's emacs with eliza installed. Try:
1. Open the Terminal.
2. Type 'emacs'.
3. Type ESC X
4. In the bottom line, there should be displayed 'M-x'. Type 'doctor' RETURN
5. Follow the on screen instructions. Enter some questions and statements.
6. To quit emacs, type CTRL-X, CTRL-C