Ellen Feiss: "The PC ate my homework!"

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cablecable
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<a href="http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html"; target="_blank">http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html</a>;



Where did they get this girl?



Her story:



<a href="http://www.apple.com/switch/stories/ellenfeiss.html"; target="_blank">http://www.apple.com/switch/stories/ellenfeiss.html</a>;



Anyone notice the redness of her eyes and the way she acts? She must have used "like" about 30 times?



More websites on her:



<a href="http://www.deepmonkey.com/switch/"; target="_blank">http://www.deepmonkey.com/switch/</a>;



<a href="http://xicons.macnn.com/search.php?keywords=ellen+feiss"; target="_blank">http://xicons.macnn.com/search.php?keywords=ellen+feiss</a>;



<a href="http://www.allyourtv.com/0203season/news/07262002ellenfeiss.html"; target="_blank">http://www.allyourtv.com/0203season/news/07262002ellenfeiss.html</a>;



<a href="http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=feiss"; target="_blank">http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=feiss</a>;



<a href="http://www.wemakedotcoms.com/ellen/"; target="_blank">http://www.wemakedotcoms.com/ellen/</a>;



<a href="http://www.computing.net/mac/wwwboard/forum/5336.html"; target="_blank">http://www.computing.net/mac/wwwboard/forum/5336.html</a>;



<a href="http://efeiss.flatsoda.com/"; target="_blank">http://efeiss.flatsoda.com/</a>;



<a href="http://www.sexcowairlines.com/jul1902-ellenfeiss.php3"; target="_blank">http://www.sexcowairlines.com/jul1902-ellenfeiss.php3</a>;



<a href="http://www.macworld.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=40&t=000498"; target="_blank">http://www.macworld.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=40&t=000498</a>;



Ellen even inspired a wannabe:

<a href="http://animoller.com/switch/"; target="_blank">http://animoller.com/switch/</a>;



Doesn't she look a little stoned to you?
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  • Reply 1 of 27
    _ alliance __ alliance _ Posts: 2,070member
    and i'll say yet again...

    i'd do her...
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  • Reply 2 of 27
    cablecable Posts: 76member
    [quote]Originally posted by _ alliance _:

    <strong>and i'll say yet again...

    i'd do her...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Dude, I think she is a little underaged.
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  • Reply 3 of 27
    _ alliance __ alliance _ Posts: 2,070member
    [quote]Originally posted by Cable:

    <strong>



    Dude, I think she is a little underaged.</strong><hr></blockquote>





    naa. as long as she's w/in 3 years, she's still legal. and i dont think she's that young. besides, it only matters if we get caught. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
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  • Reply 4 of 27
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    [quote]Originally posted by Cable:

    <strong>



    Dude, I think she is a little underaged.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Who cares? She probably bought a sh!t-load of weed with the money Apple paid her.



    I'd put on my straight shoes for a date with Ellen



    J :cool:
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  • Reply 5 of 27
    macskickassmacskickass Posts: 108member
    I hope she hasn't already taken



    [ 08-11-2002: Message edited by: MacsKickAss ]</p>
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  • Reply 6 of 27
    casecomcasecom Posts: 314member
    Didn't we go over all this three weeks ago?
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  • Reply 7 of 27
    _ alliance __ alliance _ Posts: 2,070member
    she did this on purpose...

    damn apple and their overly successful dating service...
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  • Reply 8 of 27
    macroninmacronin Posts: 1,174member
    1. This girl has definately carved out her niche in early 21st-century pop culture.



    2. Underage or not, she is a hottie.



    3. <a href="http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?a=frm&s=50009562&f=8300945231"; target="_blank">Macintoshian Achaia</a> has a <a href="http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?a=tpc&s=50009562&f=8300945231&m=2120910035"; target="_blank">couple</a> of <a href="http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?a=tpc&s=50009562&f=8300945231&m=3770958925"; target="_blank">threads</a> about this stoner chick.



    4. Steve probably got her high, and banged her in his office.



    5. CONFIRMED!!! Every shrinkwrapped copy of Mac OS X 10.2 aka JagWire will include a pack of Randys Wires rolling papers!



    <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />



    Well, I think my work here is done...



    [ 08-11-2002: Message edited by: MacRonin ]</p>
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  • Reply 9 of 27
    pyr3pyr3 Posts: 946member
    [quote]Originally posted by Cable:

    <strong>



    Dude, I think she is a little underaged.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I think that her joints are illegal too, but that doesn't seem to stop her.



    I think that her ending "I'm Ellen Feise and I'm a student" should end "...and I'm a stoner" instead.



    [ 08-11-2002: Message edited by: pyr3 ]</p>
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  • Reply 10 of 27
    rick1138rick1138 Posts: 938member
    Around here she would be below average.
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  • Reply 11 of 27
    badtzbadtz Posts: 949member
    does anyone happen to know where she lives?





    -- i could have SWORE that I saw her @ the grand opening of the apple store out here in LA!!!!
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  • Reply 12 of 27
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    heh, you people are awful. You'd think some of you have never seen a woman
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  • Reply 13 of 27
    brokenphonebrokenphone Posts: 94member
    I think she's pretty cute.. My girlfriend is hotter tho, and able to go to bars <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />



    The way she says "It devoured...my paper" while playing with her hair is pretty sexy..
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  • Reply 14 of 27
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    Guys, she's not bad looking, but she's nowhere near being hot.
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  • Reply 15 of 27
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    Wow :eek: How the hell can such a small thing be the cause of so much netactivity. Someone out there have too much time on their hands (DON`T look at my post count! <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> ).



    When I saw the commercial I thought "she´s cute" and then the spoof commercial ("...and I´m a porn actor") was shown and I forgot all about her until today.



    On a side note: Underaged? <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> Am I to believe that you people are allowed to drive your cars before you can do "it"? Here (and probably in most Europe we are allowed to have sex when we are 15, buy alcohol and cigarettes when we are 18 (aren´t enforced that heavily and I don´t know if its illegal to use before that age) and drive when we are 18. How is it in US?
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  • Reply 16 of 27
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    [quote]Originally posted by Anders:

    <strong>

    On a side note: Underaged? <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> Am I to believe that you people are allowed to drive your cars before you can do "it"? Here (and probably in most Europe we are allowed to have sex when we are 15, buy alcohol and cigarettes when we are 18 (aren´t enforced that heavily and I don´t know if its illegal to use before that age) and drive when we are 18. How is it in US?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    In the UK it's 16 for sex (for homosexual sex too now), 17 for driving and 18 for booze and ciggies.



    J :cool:
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  • Reply 17 of 27
    willoughbywilloughby Posts: 1,457member
    I don't know if we have a law that says you "can't have sex" at a certain age. If two 17 year olds are caught having sex, in private, I don't think there's any charges that could be brought up against either of them.



    However...and this is a big however. If anyone 18 years of age or older is caught having sex with someone under 18....thats considered rape.
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  • Reply 18 of 27
    badtzbadtz Posts: 949member
    ^^^^



    statutory rape to by exact <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" /> <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
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  • Reply 19 of 27
    willoughbywilloughby Posts: 1,457member
    [quote]Originally posted by badtz:

    <strong>^^^^



    statutory rape to by exact <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" /> <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>





    Woops...I should have made that more clear. Thanks.



    So yes, even if both parties consent, its still a crime. So when I was in high school and my birthday rolled around, suddenly it was illegal to bop my girlfriend <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
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  • Reply 20 of 27
    _ alliance __ alliance _ Posts: 2,070member
    [quote]Originally posted by Willoughby:

    <strong>





    Woops...I should have made that more clear. Thanks.



    So yes, even if both parties consent, its still a crime. So when I was in high school and my birthday rolled around, suddenly it was illegal to bop my girlfriend <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>





    i was under the impression that if one is over 18, its alright as long as the other is within 3 years of age below...
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