Ellen Feiss: "The PC ate my homework!"
<a href="http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html" target="_blank">http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html</a>
Where did they get this girl?
Her story:
<a href="http://www.apple.com/switch/stories/ellenfeiss.html" target="_blank">http://www.apple.com/switch/stories/ellenfeiss.html</a>
Anyone notice the redness of her eyes and the way she acts? She must have used "like" about 30 times?
More websites on her:
<a href="http://www.deepmonkey.com/switch/" target="_blank">http://www.deepmonkey.com/switch/</a>
<a href="http://xicons.macnn.com/search.php?keywords=ellen+feiss" target="_blank">http://xicons.macnn.com/search.php?keywords=ellen+feiss</a>
<a href="http://www.allyourtv.com/0203season/news/07262002ellenfeiss.html" target="_blank">http://www.allyourtv.com/0203season/news/07262002ellenfeiss.html</a>
<a href="http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=feiss" target="_blank">http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=feiss</a>
<a href="http://www.wemakedotcoms.com/ellen/" target="_blank">http://www.wemakedotcoms.com/ellen/</a>
<a href="http://www.computing.net/mac/wwwboard/forum/5336.html" target="_blank">http://www.computing.net/mac/wwwboard/forum/5336.html</a>
<a href="http://efeiss.flatsoda.com/" target="_blank">http://efeiss.flatsoda.com/</a>
<a href="http://www.sexcowairlines.com/jul1902-ellenfeiss.php3" target="_blank">http://www.sexcowairlines.com/jul1902-ellenfeiss.php3</a>
<a href="http://www.macworld.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=40&t=000498" target="_blank">http://www.macworld.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=40&t=000498</a>
Ellen even inspired a wannabe:
<a href="http://animoller.com/switch/" target="_blank">http://animoller.com/switch/</a>
Doesn't she look a little stoned to you?
Where did they get this girl?
Her story:
<a href="http://www.apple.com/switch/stories/ellenfeiss.html" target="_blank">http://www.apple.com/switch/stories/ellenfeiss.html</a>
Anyone notice the redness of her eyes and the way she acts? She must have used "like" about 30 times?
More websites on her:
<a href="http://www.deepmonkey.com/switch/" target="_blank">http://www.deepmonkey.com/switch/</a>
<a href="http://xicons.macnn.com/search.php?keywords=ellen+feiss" target="_blank">http://xicons.macnn.com/search.php?keywords=ellen+feiss</a>
<a href="http://www.allyourtv.com/0203season/news/07262002ellenfeiss.html" target="_blank">http://www.allyourtv.com/0203season/news/07262002ellenfeiss.html</a>
<a href="http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=feiss" target="_blank">http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=feiss</a>
<a href="http://www.wemakedotcoms.com/ellen/" target="_blank">http://www.wemakedotcoms.com/ellen/</a>
<a href="http://www.computing.net/mac/wwwboard/forum/5336.html" target="_blank">http://www.computing.net/mac/wwwboard/forum/5336.html</a>
<a href="http://efeiss.flatsoda.com/" target="_blank">http://efeiss.flatsoda.com/</a>
<a href="http://www.sexcowairlines.com/jul1902-ellenfeiss.php3" target="_blank">http://www.sexcowairlines.com/jul1902-ellenfeiss.php3</a>
<a href="http://www.macworld.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=40&t=000498" target="_blank">http://www.macworld.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=40&t=000498</a>
Ellen even inspired a wannabe:
<a href="http://animoller.com/switch/" target="_blank">http://animoller.com/switch/</a>
Doesn't she look a little stoned to you?
Comments
i'd do her...
<strong>and i'll say yet again...
i'd do her...</strong><hr></blockquote>
Dude, I think she is a little underaged.
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Dude, I think she is a little underaged.</strong><hr></blockquote>
naa. as long as she's w/in 3 years, she's still legal. and i dont think she's that young. besides, it only matters if we get caught. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
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Dude, I think she is a little underaged.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Who cares? She probably bought a sh!t-load of weed with the money Apple paid her.
I'd put on my straight shoes for a date with Ellen
J :cool:
[ 08-11-2002: Message edited by: MacsKickAss ]</p>
damn apple and their overly successful dating service...
2. Underage or not, she is a hottie.
3. <a href="http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?a=frm&s=50009562&f=8300945231" target="_blank">Macintoshian Achaia</a> has a <a href="http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?a=tpc&s=50009562&f=8300945231&m=2120910035" target="_blank">couple</a> of <a href="http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?a=tpc&s=50009562&f=8300945231&m=3770958925" target="_blank">threads</a> about this stoner chick.
4. Steve probably got her high, and banged her in his office.
5. CONFIRMED!!! Every shrinkwrapped copy of Mac OS X 10.2 aka JagWire will include a pack of Randys Wires rolling papers!
<img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
Well, I think my work here is done...
[ 08-11-2002: Message edited by: MacRonin ]</p>
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Dude, I think she is a little underaged.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I think that her joints are illegal too, but that doesn't seem to stop her.
I think that her ending "I'm Ellen Feise and I'm a student" should end "...and I'm a stoner" instead.
[ 08-11-2002: Message edited by: pyr3 ]</p>
-- i could have SWORE that I saw her @ the grand opening of the apple store out here in LA!!!!
The way she says "It devoured...my paper" while playing with her hair is pretty sexy..
When I saw the commercial I thought "she´s cute" and then the spoof commercial ("...and I´m a porn actor") was shown and I forgot all about her until today.
On a side note: Underaged? <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> Am I to believe that you people are allowed to drive your cars before you can do "it"? Here (and probably in most Europe we are allowed to have sex when we are 15, buy alcohol and cigarettes when we are 18 (aren´t enforced that heavily and I don´t know if its illegal to use before that age) and drive when we are 18. How is it in US?
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On a side note: Underaged? <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> Am I to believe that you people are allowed to drive your cars before you can do "it"? Here (and probably in most Europe we are allowed to have sex when we are 15, buy alcohol and cigarettes when we are 18 (aren´t enforced that heavily and I don´t know if its illegal to use before that age) and drive when we are 18. How is it in US?</strong><hr></blockquote>
In the UK it's 16 for sex (for homosexual sex too now), 17 for driving and 18 for booze and ciggies.
J :cool:
However...and this is a big however. If anyone 18 years of age or older is caught having sex with someone under 18....thats considered rape.
statutory rape to by exact <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" /> <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
<strong>^^^^
statutory rape to by exact <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" /> <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>
Woops...I should have made that more clear. Thanks.
So yes, even if both parties consent, its still a crime. So when I was in high school and my birthday rolled around, suddenly it was illegal to bop my girlfriend <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
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Woops...I should have made that more clear. Thanks.
So yes, even if both parties consent, its still a crime. So when I was in high school and my birthday rolled around, suddenly it was illegal to bop my girlfriend <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>
i was under the impression that if one is over 18, its alright as long as the other is within 3 years of age below...