Apple expands HealthKit in iOS 9 to track sexual activity, ovulation, UV exposure, water intake

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  • Reply 61 of 66
    rcfarcfa Posts: 1,124member
    Heh. It occurred to me during sex that the motion sensor/gyroscope on the Watch could probably determine when sexual activity was taking place and my positions, if any app wanted to parse the motion data for that! Heck it could probably also determine how many calories I burned. I'm sure someone will write an app for that. ;)

    Wonder if Apple would dish out the MFI logo for BT enabled sensors equipped sex toys and accessories. New adult section in the Apple Store?
  • Reply 62 of 66
    rcfarcfa Posts: 1,124member
    jakeb wrote: »
    I would love to know Apple's grand plan for HealthKit. Clearly they're doing this for a purpose far beyond the consumer market... something akin to being the defacto electronic health record for each person as they move through any medical system. I just have a hard time picturing the steps required to get from "app on my phone" to "thing every doctor and hospital and pharmacy and therapist uses and can interface with"

    It's called "iPad Pro" and custom health care apps from IBM, replacing the ubiquitous clip boards and paper forms, respectively clunky carts with PCs on them, ferried around doctors' offices, clinics and hospitals.
  • Reply 63 of 66
    iaeen wrote: »
    mr. h wrote: »
    How exactly does one judge "Cervical Mucus Quality”? And does it have a numerical scale or is it qualitative?

    It is used by some to track a woman's cycle and predict fertile times. There are systems and classes that train women (and their partners) how to do this. I believe they use color and quantity in their judgement. There are also systems that use body temperature, which is why it is included with reproductive health.

    Personally, I am really glad to see Apple include tools for naturally managing reproductive health.

    People have been practicing reproduction naturally for centuries. That's why there are so damn many of us.

    On another note, wait until over-sexed teens decide to use the ?watch to tell when she is "safe" for bareback...
  • Reply 64 of 66
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    You do realize some people are that anal that they track this stuff.  


     

    Anal about tracking stuff... now there's an orifice we don't want to go into...

  • Reply 65 of 66
    relicrelic Posts: 4,735member
    Anal about tracking stuff... now there's an orifice we don't want to go into...

    An iWatch operated butt-plug, EXPAND your horizons with the new Butty. Demo it now at a Apple Store near you.
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