I wonder if people are actually buying them as a souvenir/collector's item to frame or put on a shelf next to your collection of Pet Rocks, Beanie Babies, and Action Figures? Maybe each of the Apple senior executives could wipe their sweat (or tears from uncontrolled laughing) on a limited collection of these Apple Polishing Clothes (APCs) and sell them as limited production exclusive sets. Get the full executive lineup and win a special prize. Better yet why not signed limited production collectible APCs! Look out EBay. Banksy could do a half-shredded one-off APC exclusive and sell it at Sotheby's for millions of dollars.
The day I spend $20 on a single microfiber cloth is the day I have to buy several of them to fabricate an adult diaper - because I've totally lost my mind and will soon be pooping in my own pants and would prefer a soft, absorbent, and non-marring material for said purpose.
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