Where would you hide if you were Saddam?
1. A system of underground bunkers.
2. A single bomb shelter deeply hidden somewhere.
3. A house in a residential area.
No. If I were Saddam, I'd hide in the rubble of bunkers already hit by bombs. If they've been hit once, they're less likely to be targeted again, right?
As far as communications and security go, it would be important that Saddam be protected from anyone on either side knowing where he is. He couldn't use a mobile phone or other wireless communications because triangulation could be used to locate him. How would he communicate? Anyone have any ideas? He couldn't really use a courier because they might be seen leaving his stronghold. Still, he's got to have some way of getting those tapes to the media.
2. A single bomb shelter deeply hidden somewhere.
3. A house in a residential area.
No. If I were Saddam, I'd hide in the rubble of bunkers already hit by bombs. If they've been hit once, they're less likely to be targeted again, right?
As far as communications and security go, it would be important that Saddam be protected from anyone on either side knowing where he is. He couldn't use a mobile phone or other wireless communications because triangulation could be used to locate him. How would he communicate? Anyone have any ideas? He couldn't really use a courier because they might be seen leaving his stronghold. Still, he's got to have some way of getting those tapes to the media.
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Edit: Alternatively, on the SNL set.
Originally posted by groverat
Peter Arnett's hotel room.
I think I'd be in this place
Saddam bunker 'almost impenetrable'
Originally posted by sammi jo
Anywhere in Miami. He could shave off that mustache, change his name and pretend to be a Cuban in exile...and nobody would ever challenge him.
Reminds me of that Unlce that had that little Cuban kid.
Originally posted by Powerdoc
He is hiden in a oil's barrel.
I think he is near powerdoc's Lawn mower filling it with fresh Iraqi oil...
Fellows
Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath
He should hide in a fort made out of sofa cushions.
Then he can tie a towel around his neck and pretend he's superman
...I mean...that's what I'd do.
syria.
by the way, bush is up for re-election in 2004, yes?
wouldnt it be funny if saddam could hide out until bush is defeated in the election, and then saddam returns to be legitmately elected as leader of Iraq, taking over from the interim administration that is handpicked by cheny and bush.
Originally posted by niji
in a more serious note...
The phrase: "legitmately elected"
Who the fvck in their right mind would vote to elect Saddam?!?!
...especially if he?s still wearing the towel around his neck.
Originally posted by DiscoCow
Who the fvck in their right mind would vote to elect Saddam?!?!
...especially if he?s still wearing the towel around his neck.
The towel could do him in (maybe with matching jammies, it'd be okay).
But remember, he received 99.9% of the popular votes in the last Iraqi election. That's more than Bush & Gore combined.
Originally posted by DiscoCow
Who the fvck in their right mind would vote to elect Saddam?!?!
Someone who
1) Is more pissed on US/UK than on Saddam and
2) subscribe to the "the enemy of my enemy..." view
Originally posted by GardenOfEarthlyDelights
The towel could do him in (maybe with matching jammies, it'd be okay).
I always had that in mind. Maybe I should have mentioned that also?
Originally posted by Anders the White
Someone who
1) Is more pissed on US/UK than on Saddam and
2) subscribe to the "the enemy of my enemy..." view
3) (I was high on crack at the time)
DAMN! this appleoutsider stuff (although bad for the blood pressure) is amazingly healthy for the 'ol post count.
I need to find myself some strong opinions (as I don't have any at the moment).
Can anyone help me out here?